creepiness lesson #1

a fellow blogger has asked me to share with you three lessons in relationship creepiness. these things happened to my sister's best friend and i wouldn't want to talk about her using her name so i'll change the names.
So here you go, lesson #1 to be creepy:
Queen elisabeth broke up with King charles last spring and king charles wasn't taking it so well. he'd always ask the queen if she had met a new guy, which, of course, she would have liked and had tried to do, but decided that she didn't want t hurt poor charles' feelings so she always replied that she hadn't. but queen elisabeth eventually decided that myspace mkay or may not be a place to start, maybe make some friends who could introduce her to other internet losers (by the way, i never understood why the queen had trouble finding a new king cause she's gorgeous)... so she finally meets some guy who's relatively interesting and who shares many of her intrests, he likes arts, music, good food, the usual, whatever... so after a little while he asks if they could meet, go for a drink or something (something usually means "i'd rather have sex right away"). and she accepts the drink part of the offer. they schedule a date for, let's say friday night behind the dumpster in the really dark and creepy alley near the docks. friday comes and her ex-boyfriend, king charles (now that i think of it i think it was edward), calls her and asks "so, huh, what are you doing tonight?" and she says "not much, hang out with the duchesses" and the king goes "uh-huh? ok..." and hangs up... 30 minutes later, the king calls back and asks "are you sure you're not doing anything special tonight?" and she starts to wonder and says "no, i am not..." and he says, ok go check your myspace account. she does and reads the message in her inbox and realizes that the new king (i should have made him a prince or a sultan...whatever) that she was supposed to meet was no other one than our good friend king charles-edward himself!!! the king had had the brilliant idea of making up a fake myspace account with tons of picturesof some random good-looking sultan and had made him share her interests, knowing that she'd fall for him. he had then requested to be her friend and voilà...
boys, this is how you will become the creepiest dates around!