Monday, January 30, 2012

God Bless America

It doesn't look like it's going to all that good, but it certainly looks like it will be fun.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

On another NOTE

This is one of the most insane things I've ever seen. It's hilarious at times and really sad at others. I haven't watched the whole thing, just skipped through... but man.... people are nuts.

Star Wars Uncut: Director's Cut from Casey Pugh on Vimeo.

Casey Pugh and editor Aaron Valdez, with sound designer Bryan Pugh directed this crowdsourced art project recreating George Lucas' Star Wars: Episode IV—A New Hope. They broke down the movie in 15-second segments, inviting fans and artists to recreate scenes in any style they desired. Here is the background: In 2009, thousands of Internet users were asked to remake “Star Wars: A New Hope” into a fan film, 15 seconds at a time. Contributors were allowed to recreate scenes from Star Wars however they wanted. Within just a few months SWU grew into a wild success. The creativity that poured into the project was unimaginable. SWU has been featured in documentaries, news features and conferences around the world for its unique appeal. In 2010 we won a Primetime Emmy for Outstanding Creative Achievement In Interactive Media.

You want a piano face melt?

Check out Martha Argerich playing this beast by Prokofiev

Friday, January 20, 2012

My face had already been melt by this.

But seriously, I'm cursed.
I can't watch a piano concerto without seeing Daffy and Donald battle it out. I just can't.

This Will Melt Your Face

Beethoven "Moonlight" Sonata op 27 # 2 Mov 3 Valentina Lisitsa

You can download a copyfree version here At that same time, you'll also find a cubic shit-ton of copyfree classical music.

The shape of Hard Core to come

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Puy puy

Thursday, January 12, 2012


Yesterday night, I was using this virtual war simulation software to perfect my warfare abilities and skills for the upcoming hard times. I was waiting for another user to show up on my visuals while hiding in a bush (or if you prefer, I was "camping like a noob") when suddenly, about a dozen consecutive rounds of thunderous fire and apocalyptic explosions started roaring in my ears. Without panicking, I got up from my prone stance and looked at my side. There was another user standing right next to me, by chance he was on my group of operations. In his hand was shining the scariest gun on earth. The readers of this blog are already acquainted with it, but let us remind us of humanity's current attained level of design aimed solely at the destruction of another human being :

So I watched him annihilate about 10 members of the opposite faction with this thing. Later on, as the simulation went on to another round, I immersed myself in the action and forgot that the teams had been scrambled. I found out a little into the new round, as I was walking in a nice little forest. Things were quiet, and for a while I almost forgot I was in the middle of a brutal organized exchange of deathly measures.
And thats when I got blown to a million pieces. My audio system almost exploded with my virtual self. The guy had loaded his USAS-12 with frag rounds.

I instantly tried looking for videos of such an extremely exaggerated violent display of exacerbated belligerence:

verbose version:

I think its time they threw robot soldiers in their armed conflicts, cause seriously, no human I know deserves to be killed with this thing.

For a Good Time, Click the Woman

Click the woman

Wednesday, January 11, 2012


So my roommate (let's just call him Hectorito) was at the Metropolitain Museum of Art in New York When he came across this pretty little ditty. Apparently, this is not Napoleon Bonerpants' first appearance on Mother Earth. Apparently, he was an abolitionist.
Close-up of painting by John Steuart Curry, Tragic Prelude, 1938–1940 John Brown and the clash of forces in Bleeding Kansas. A mural in the Kansas State Capitol, Topeka, Kansas.

I Would Pay To See KOTA Ride This

Monday, January 9, 2012

Vagina bubbles from hell

What would you tell your uncle if he'd been dedicating the last 10 years or so on this project and then he invited you at his place to finally unveil the results of his long lasting research, and this is what you'd be presented with:

a spermophone.

Thursday, January 5, 2012

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Game Over Man, Game OVER!

Ridley Scott is doing something sci-fi again. Oh and there's a like a hundred little things in this trailer that point towards this being set in the Aliens universe.
My penis has officially exploded. I now have a mangina.

2012 will suck a camel's hemorrhoids

And so I just got sniped 34 times in a row and I went "sufferin' succotash, that's enough."

Besides its 6 o'clock here and I would call it quit if I was the least responsible, which I am not.

And it leads me to this: the best episode, if you want my humble opinion.
THE best episode I've ever watched.
Then again I hadn't watch an episode since 2007.
And I know I'm almost a year late on this, but screw you.

Screw you for not posting this last year.

You suck a snow leopard's ass, whoever you are.

Anyways. This is brilliant, because Apple's geotracking scheme had just been uncovered some months before and South Park's response was pretty damn quick to come.

Eat shit Apple fans, Mr. Magoo sees better than you.

(I just upgraded my PC for just 180$. Got me a GTX 560 for christmassss.
Meaning I got a PS4 now, for 180$.

You dumbasses have to play foursquares because you dont have an Ipad!

May the Steve Jobs rot in hell )

Tuesday, January 3, 2012


Hey kids!

Here's a free Interactive Internet Recreation for your own pleasure!

Can you guess what video game this quote is referring to?

"Seriously you guys, I need some help with this game.
After hours of hard work, I finally figured out how to max out the girls' orgasm bars within 90 seconds, thus completing the "shame" quest. Now I'm stuck with the "fill" and "exposure play" quests. I already raped the girls in every single position and in all of the given locations, yet I still couldn't complete these two quests. Is this a game bug or am I still missing something?
Seriously someone needs to upload a tutorial for this game..."

A- Batman : Arkham City
B- Battlefield 3
C- RapeLay

Monday, January 2, 2012

Second Post of the 2012

Protect the planet from thousands of genetically engineered insurance salesman!

Do it now for free! (only if you have more than 64 Mb of RAM (and don't forget to save your game! (especially after that hovercraft crash)))

Sunday, January 1, 2012