Thursday, December 29, 2011

Collapse and the Abus.

You know, according to none other than George Soros, "most people don't realize the system has collapsed".

Pseudo journalists in the medias are asking if we're in recession.
Nobody's telling us the truth, except for obscure internet journalists.
I was reading this article which led me to this one, and then this one, and suddenly this thought that already had hit me before hit me again, but this time with more clarity.

Maybe the Abus are right (except for the parts on religion, and their take on women, and the human rights and stuff), maybe they're right about calling for a rejection of our western societies.

I'm thinking about the best way to definitely break apart with this society, and enter a new one. I just haven't found the good warp zone that will lead me to my new self.

But then again, do I really want to be on the side against the robots autonomously taking all the ethical decisions?


I just saw this movie, its called "Honey, I shrunk the kids".

Its ok.

Picture not related.

Sunday, December 25, 2011


I just saw this movie. Its called Fast Food Nation.
I recommend it to anyone of you (you know who you are) disgusting pigfuck who still eats at McDonalds, Burger King, or any other atrocious point of service for fat, primitive, deconsciencitized, repugnant, sub-reptilious, toxic cancerous cell of a shit eating bonehead collaborating with the forces engaged in maintaining this nightmare we've come to expect as normality.

I need to kill a human being.

(note to any surveilling unintelligence service : the last sentence was not meant in any way to express a real motivation to engage in any kind of homicidal action. Get some fucking brains, you pathetic moron.)

And BURN christmas. Fucking douse it in nitromethane and burn it.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Spek Engrish

Oh shit!

I just realized my last 2 posts were french.

Here's for redemption!


Wednesday, December 21, 2011


Quand vient le temps de s'acheter des bidules électroniques, le choix de boutiques à Montréal est assez vaste.
Je croyais avoir trouvé la meilleure boutique en ville avec SuperInfoTech. Ils ont effectivement des prix assez fous, comparables à ce qu'on peut se commander sur le net, les frais de livraison en moins. (exemple: GTX560 pour 220$)

J'ai découvert juste à côté de chez nous, sur la rue Ontario, une garde-robe avec un tas de bidules électroniques dedans et un vendeur sympathique. Ça s'appelle Mr. Prix et je crois qu'il est physiquement impossible de battre ses prix.

À titre de comparaison, voici la liste des items que je viens de m'acheter dans son bric à brac, avec les prix offerts par une autre boutique concurrente:

Pour ceux qui ne veulent pas faire le calcul, ça monterait à 120$ environ après taxes.

J'ai acheté exactement les mêmes trucs pour ces prix:

souris logitech bluetooth : 29.99
Câble HDMI 10pieds : 8.99
BlueTooth Dongle usb : 12.99

ça monte après taxe à : 59.21$

Essayez de battre ça!

Bon, sa garde-robe est assez petite, et il a pas une très grande quantité de bidules en stock, mais il suffit de vérifier sur le site web avant d'y aller, ou d'appeler le bonhomme.

En tout cas, je vais m'acheter une carte graphique pendant le boxing week, je vous laisserai savoir combien je l'aurai eue. (c'est incroyable les prix des cartes graphiques qui se vendent ces temps-ci... incroyable)

what's this?

Monday, December 19, 2011


and a fucking cool Batplane.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Friday, December 16, 2011

Napoleon, Meet Your New Favourite Goaltender

Ilya Bryzgalov. The action starts at 1:40.

Thursday, December 15, 2011


For those of you who don't understand the title, it stands for: "What the fucking fuck of a fuck?"

Am I Evil? Vol.2

Earlier today, I stepped into the bath to trim my asshole.
It was long overdue, after two full days of neglecting.
As I bent over with my mirror and razor in hands, I noticed an ant caught with me in the bath.
It was struggling against the smooth walls, trying to evade this deathly prison.
Its efforts were impressive, as it even used the human hair and micro pebbles of shit lying around to climb its way out.
As I watch its desperate struggle to escape, my first thought was not to feel sorry for this small, helpless wonder of nature, no. My first thought was to think how amusing it would be if I just stood there and watch it die out of thirst. And then I proceeded to the trimming of my asshole.

According to this piece of shit of a website, I'm 98% evil.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Am I Evil?

My mother wasn't a witch, and she wasn't burned alive.
Yet in the realms of Lucifer I fear my soul belongs.

I saw a Christmas jazz band today. They were playing encased in some sort of plastic air bubble. The air in the bubble was coming through an intake with a little heater that made it warm inside. The heater being more or less necessary in these days of global melting.
Anyways, as I stumbled upon the ensemble, the first idea that struck me wasnt how pleasant the whole thing was, no. My first thought was to think how funny it would be to plug in a can of CO in their air intake, and watch them slowly lose their consciousness as the music would fade away.

Friday, December 9, 2011


I haven't really wanted to check out any anime in years. I got the feeling the the genre was suffering from the same disease as Hollywood. This preview, however, gave me a boner.

Monday, December 5, 2011

Friday, December 2, 2011

The Only Thing Capitalists Fear Is the Working Class Getting Organized

I know, it's not peer approved and anyways, it shows correlation and not causation. Still, food for thought.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

A Friendly Question

Think about all your friends. Let's define friends as someone you could easily have a beer with for an hour. This can be a pretty wide or narrow population depending on how social you are.

Now that you have a group of people in mind, let's say some nefarious personage gave you the following choice: "I will cut off your dick and balls or kill one of your friends."

What do you choose and who do you have killed?

Please don't use real names. Do use code names (with an explanation if needed) to refer to real people though.

I'll go first. I'm keeping my dick and balls so I'm going to get Sidney (he walks on cars) killed. I don't have anything against him, in fact I like hanging around with him. I just think it would be funny to think I had him killed. Also, it totally sounds like the type of thing that would happen to him, so no one would question it.