Que pensez-vous de ceci ?

Exprimez-vous sans aucune restriction.

Laissez libre cours à ce que cette vidéo vous inspire.

(sauf Karl Hungus, lui on sait déjà ce qu'il pense vu que c'est français, le con)

its 2011... soon 2012.. .and I've never ever heard of this...

and after watching 5 minutes of it I'm starting to understand why...

OMG its fucking awful!!!

(the cartoons are pretty good though)

Would you sit on this guy's lap?

Because chances are... he's somebody's uncle.

Why Metal gets a bad rep

Torsofuck

After many line-up changes and some live shows the band split up around 1999. Before that they had recorded High Level Cannibalistic Violence demo tape. The style on this demo was death metal and only 50 copies were made. In 2001 the band returned for a split with Lymphatic Phlegm and after that called it quits again. However, Goregiastic Records offered them a deal, the band accepted it and recorded their first full-length Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy.

...WTF. I guess the rule is, if you're afraid to Google Image search an album title and/or band name, it's officially bad taste.

Speaking of Balls

Recess! Who is the author of these fine lines?

Everybody’s been too damn polite about this nonsense:

The “Occupy” movement, whether displaying itself on Wall Street or in the streets of Oakland (which has, with unspeakable cowardice, embraced it) is anything but an exercise of our blessed First Amendment. “Occupy” is nothing but a pack of louts, thieves, and rapists, an unruly mob, fed by Woodstock-era nostalgia and putrid false righteousness. These clowns can do nothing but harm America.

“Occupy” is nothing short of a clumsy, poorly-expressed attempt at anarchy, to the extent that the “movement” – HAH! Some “movement”, except if the word “bowel” is attached - is anything more than an ugly fashion statement by a bunch of iPhone, iPad wielding spoiled brats who should stop getting in the way of working people and find jobs for themselves.

This is no popular uprising. This is garbage. And goodness knows they’re spewing their garbage – both politically and physically – every which way they can find.

Wake up, pond scum. America is at war against a ruthless enemy.

Maybe, between bouts of self-pity and all the other tasty tidbits of narcissism you’ve been served up in your sheltered, comfy little worlds, you’ve heard terms like al-Qaeda and Islamicism.

And this enemy of mine — not of yours, apparently - must be getting a dark chuckle, if not an outright horselaugh - out of your vain, childish, self-destructive spectacle.

In the name of decency, go home to your parents, you losers. Go back to your mommas’ basements and play with your Lords Of Warcraft.

Or better yet, enlist for the real thing. Maybe our military could whip some of you into shape.

They might not let you babies keep your iPhones, though. Try to soldier on.

Schmucks.

WHERE ARE THE BALLS?!

I know the musical context is a bit dated but the very end of this rant stands true. Something like 12 years ago, our friend Henry astutely asked us where the balls are at. I think things have only gotten worse since. I'll explain this later in a more detailed and well referenced essay. For now, all I can say is: "I don't know Henry, I just don't know".

It's funny, 'cause it's true.

Forehead Tittaes w/ Marion Cotillard from Marion Cotillard

Speaking of Glenn...

The Mis-Informant: Part 2 with Jack Black as Nathan Spewman from Jack Black

I'm jubilating...

Guys!
Check this out!!!



Woohoo!!

(goddamn Glenn Beck never dies!)

edit: I did it! I killed them all!!!

Habs vs Bruins

They lost but they played and skated well. Gomez tried hard (although he could have backchecked better on the goal). Emelin hit like a god. Thus, it was a "good" loss. Also, you may have noticed at one point there was a stoppage in play and you could see the entire crowd looking away from the ice. They were looking at a fight. This fight:

Pussy Time

The Hangover

I love this picture.

I mean, I realize it's disgusting and the man is rather pathetic, not to mention that it is totally unfair for subway passengers to have to live through that.

That being said, I love it because I have created a little scenario around the monologue the man must have had upon waking up. None of the following happens in his head. It happens out loud. He's speaking to himself, but out loud. Anyhow, after a particularly debaucherous evening of positively unhealthy bodily abuse through drug and alcohol abuse, our anti-hero Steeve wakes up feeling like shit (pun intended).

"Huhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggggg"
"Mmmmhwat? huh?"

"Where? What happened?"

"Oh, shit, no."

"Oh, shit!"

"Oh, SHIT!"


***

But honestly, I wonder what he did when he got up. I'd love to see the video of it.

I Have a Newfound Respect for Rammstein Shows

Hey Cardinal, I Thought You Might Dislike This

On a More Positive Note

La question de la pas tuer.

Je poser moi sérieuses questions...



j'éditerai ce message dans plus tard, je n'ai pas de temps en l'instant.



Interview Yves PACCALET par Monsieur_DD

La question de la tuer.

C'est un bon exercice à la question vos idées les plus acceptées, les opinions que vous avez forgée il ya longtemps, les problèmes moraux que vous avez résolu et déposé dans la section résolue de votre esprit. Ces principes acceptés depuis longtemps et les idées de définir qui nous sommes et il est difficile de les examiner comme si elles étaient de nouveaux concepts, de douter de la façon dont nous les comprendre, c'est à douter de notre propre construction. C'est un bon exercice, car il vous permet de définir vous-même plus fortement, en fonction de vos expériences récentes, il rend votre intelligence plus solide, plus valide, au lieu de s'appuyer sur la morale que vous volontairement vagues accepté comme un gamin.
Il ya trois semaines je suis allé chasser des perdrix . Ces oiseaux sont intéressants dans leur comportement. Ils ont presque toujours se déplacer dans les couples, hommes et femmes vivent leur vie ensemble, de manière très anthropomorphique. Lorsque vous tuez un, l'autre réagit à sa manière particulière. Parfois, il va tenter de s'échapper et se cacher de vous, parfois, il va paniquer et voler frénétiquement aournd son partenaire décédé, parfois, il sera simplement geler et se donner à votre canon mortifère. Ces comportements seraient probablement pas loin de la façon dont un homme réagirait si son bien-aimé devait être shotgunned morts.
Et comme j'ai tué mon premier couple de perdrix, j'ai commencé à penser de la moralité de tuer les êtres humains. Pourquoi est-il mauvais de tuer un homme? Ce qui rend la vie d'un être humain beaucoup plus importante que la vie d'un oiseau? Est-il vraiment que beaucoup plus important?

Here... it might help you.. It sure as hell helped me.

ooh... I especially enjoyed that one :





Couldnt embed this one, but its a gem.

...au service des riches et des fascistes

Bunch of thugs.

Bloomberg Now!

This is worth the watch... at some point he looked like he was going to completely lose it.

Burqas n Bikes

Saturday Night

Did you guys have fun without me? I spent part of the night looking at rectal prolapse videos with my girlfriend.



Definitely worth a view, especially with the (in)appropriate music. If you can't watch 'till the very end, at least skip to 3:40. I busted a gut laughing.

So this is just crazy...

Earth | Time Lapse View from Space | Fly Over | Nasa, ISS from Michael König on Vimeo.

Time lapse sequences of photographs taken with a special low-light 4K-camera
by the crew of expedition 28 & 29 onboard the International Space Station from
August to October, 2011.

HD, refurbished, smoothed, retimed, denoised, deflickered, cut, etc.

Music: Jan Jelinek - Do Dekor (Loop-Finding-Jazz-Records) | ~scape 007 cd
http://www.janjelinek.com | http://www.scape-music.de

Editing: Michael König | http://www.koenigm.com

Image Courtesy of the Image Science & Analysis Laboratory,
NASA Johnson Space Center, The Gateway to Astronaut Photography of Earth
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov

Shooting locations in order of appearance:

1. Aurora Borealis Pass over the United States at Night
2. Aurora Borealis and eastern United States at Night
3. Aurora Australis from Madagascar to southwest of Australia
4. Aurora Australis south of Australia
5. Northwest coast of United States to Central South America at Night
6. Aurora Australis from the Southern to the Northern Pacific Ocean
7. Halfway around the World
8. Night Pass over Central Africa and the Middle East
9. Evening Pass over the Sahara Desert and the Middle East
10. Pass over Canada and Central United States at Night
11. Pass over Southern California to Hudson Bay
12. Islands in the Philippine Sea at Night
13. Pass over Eastern Asia to Philippine Sea and Guam
14. Views of the Mideast at Night
15. Night Pass over Mediterranean Sea
16. Aurora Borealis and the United States at Night
17. Aurora Australis over Indian Ocean
18. Eastern Europe to Southeastern Asia at Night

I hate women

Vajra (Devanagari: वज्र, Chinese: 金剛 jīngāng; Tibetan རྡོ་རྗེ། (Wylie: rdo rje) dorje,[1][2][3] Japanese: Kongō 金剛. In Sanskrit word meaning both thunderbolt and diamond.[2] As a material device, the vajra is a ritual object, a short metal weapon—originally a kind of fist-iron like Japanese yawara—that has the symbolic nature of a diamond (it can cut any substance but not be cut itself) and that of the thunderbolt (irresistible force).

The vajra is believed to represent firmness of spirit and spiritual power.[4] It is a ritual tool or spiritual implement which is symbolically used by Buddhism, Jainism and Hinduism, all of which are traditions of Dharma. Because of its symbolic importance, the vajra spread along with Indian religion and culture to other parts of Asia. It was used as both a weapon and a symbol in Nepal, India, Tibet, Bhutan, Siam, Cambodia, Myanmar, China, Korea and Japan.[citation needed]

King Vajra was Yadava dynasty's last surviving king, son of King Aniruddha. Vajra is also a common male name in Tibet and Bhutan. Vajra / Dorje can also refer to a small sceptre held in the right hand by Tibetan lamas during religious ceremonies.

Arkona

The Office (US) - St. Patrick's Day and Arkona par Hetil



The name of the band "Arkona" refers to the last pagan Slavic city-castle. Fucking Christians.

This Is Weird

Moon Bike

And so I was studying Big Boy's human powered vehicle chart when I stumbled upon one of the entry describing a moon bike's specs.

"What the hells a moon bike?" I uttered to meself.

And so I went to look it up on the web'O'Matrix and I found this, of course.

Drag Chart

I figure I must be a 4.95. I ride in touring position but I have big body. So big in fact, they used to call me "Big Boy" on my high school hockey team. The coach's dad started that one. I remember he would grab my helmet and yell in my face. It wasn't the yelling or awful dentition that was the problem. It was the bad breath. Speaking of which, we had the shittiest team name ever: The Dynamics. I like to think it was because we had dynamic personalities.

My thrash can

So I stopped gnawing on my rotten Antrax detritus and looked around my thrash can to find something else, something different. And what I found surpassed any expectations I might have had...



To my great surprise and infinite joy, I stumbled upon this marvelous piece of decaying metal from the smelly underbellies of mother torture :

Hate.com

I wanted to build my first website.

See, I had this very good idea. Website would be called "Hate.com".
You'd go there, and you'd have about 10 tabs listing different kinds of objects or reasons to hate, like : ethnic, gender, age, sexual orientation, species, and more specific.
Then if you'd click on any of them you'd have sub-genres, for instance if someone clicked on gender, then you'd have : male, female, trans-gender... and then if you'd click on any of those, you'd fall on a bulletin board with completely uncensored posts from anyone needing to ventilate their hatred towards the chosen object of hate.
Also the music in the background would be shuffling through Slayer's discography.

I had it all figured out, the interfaces, the web design, everything...

So before anything I checked the cybersphere, to see if anyone had already had the idea, and to my great surprise, NO! no one owns the domain!


Then I found out how much those 4 letters cost...




Who would have known that hate was such an expensive concept. Its almost impossible.
Its as if the socialist hippies or some other sissy peace loving communist organization had overbidded on it so as to stop us honest, hard working, freedom loving citizens from going ahead with this project which only aims to help the people express themselves. I dunno what an escrow is, but it definitely suits the french definition.

Fuck.

Yo Mamma

Ooooh, look at this

You can learn about what it is by heading here.

Reason PC is better than console #15: BUS SIMULATORS!!!

See, its kinda like GTA, but without the violence, the sex, the drugs, the devil music and all thats wrong!



Its a bus simulator! With real bus driving, and bus driver action!

You'll never, ever find this on PS3 or Xbox

(watch the whole thing, at some point theres something awesome happening, its really worth it!)

Ivan's jacket

Its decided: I'm getting Ivan's jacket.




I need ideas for what to write on the back of it though.

Could you guys help me out?



These are the only ideas I've had so far:

1- Punk Rock Jock
2- Efilnikufesin
3- De-evolution Squad