Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Karl, I'm in no Mood to Help You Masturbate

The law of Cod.

You know... at the risk of sounding elitist, my little life experience has led me to believe that the vast majority of human beings are really not intelligent at all.
Most of them do not have the mental capacities to devise a moral structure and personal ethics on their own. They need an external source, a figure of authority that they will, knowingly but more often unknowingly, accept as such. So, as much as I despise religion, as would be expected from an extraordinary clever man as I, I still find that for society as a whole, which members are mostly incurable idiots incapable of the slightest intellectual effort, religion can be a good thing. It sets rules and morals for the braindead to follow, and keeps them from getting excited and do stuff like they did in the excremential english island last month.

I mean, it would be hard to argue that social order and peace are bad things.
And the Church is a hell of a good way to keep fucktards in line.
So I think religious conservative might not be such a bad thing for our societies after all.

What follows is a video that will surely finish to convince you how right I am about this.

Be it Grandhi, Mohammerde, or Jebus, it doesnt matter what the low down shit dwellers believe in, as long as they keep quiet and leave us superior beings free to control and exploit them.

In the coming days, from the inspiration I will have found from the words of this wise man, I will devise a text that will give birth to a new religion which shall be followed by legions of subhumans all over the earth disc.


Am I the only one who cares about this fucking blog anymore? Post something you lazy fucking assholes! That's right, all of you! I need entertainment. Here I am, locked up all fucking day in a small room, with no social life, and you fuckers don't even have the decency to post shit on the blog for me to look at. I'm tired of looking at porn. It's all starting to look the same and bore me. I'm losing my libido because of you lazy shits.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Hot Robots and The Dire Consequences of Sticking Your Dick in Them

(sound is an absolute must for these videos)

The human race? Who? Oh yeah... those guys...

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Good Morning.

Here's an educational video to help you through your day.

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Computers are stoopid (How the National Bank of Canada done fukt up)

Dear 19,

So here's my story. Last year, I found out that I was paying twice the municipal and school taxes I was supposed to because I was paying the city directly but I was also unknowingly putting the same amount in a (hidden) bank account meant as a provision for municipal and school taxes when making my mortgage payments. No one had told me about this and I had only noticed this discrepancy once I realized just how much I was paying through the nose. No one at the bank noticed, the account just grew and grew. I had to really bang down their door to explain the whole thing. I finally managed to get a chunk of that money back. This happened last year right before quitting my job...which was perfect. I got 1800$ back.

So earlier this year, I noticed that my municipal tax payments basically doubled. I thought it was maybe normal as property value was going up but I eventually found out that I've been once again paying way too much. I've been barely surviving these past few months and am now renting out my condo because I could just not afford the extra 200$ a month I was paying. Long story short, tonight, I looked at the whole thing carefully and realized that the bank is basing it's estimates on what was withdrawn from the account last year (presumably to pay taxes). Of course, last year, I withdrew 1800$ which was in excess to begin with and which was also, oh yes, MY FUCKING MONEY!

I don't know what kind of unorthodox maneuver they had to follow to withdraw that money for me in the first place but it's clear that whoever designed that system didn't think too far ahead. But what's worse is that humans were also involved. They had to initiate the payment adjustments and they knew way more than I did to begin with.

It's just fucked up that I had to claim money from a bank only to have it steal it back from me a year later. I can't even imagine how I'm going to be able to explain this one...especially since they recently transferred my mortgage account to another branch.

Fuck you National Bank.


I'm sorry dear blog, I've been too lazy this last year.

I'll try better next year.

darn. Its not a good start.

Happy 5th Birthday!

Hard to believe it's the blog's 5th birthday today. In honor of this occasion, I will read/watch all the postings since I gave up on this poor sucker.

Friday, August 12, 2011

We Made A Big Mistake!

We should have gotten this for his birthday.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Wicked Film

I saw this film at the Musée des Beaux Arts last year. Music by Melissa Auf Der Mauer. There's a screening here:¬if_t=event_invite

I don't know how to describe it... but it's definitely worth checking out. There's a lot of blood.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Speaking of Uniforms

Have you guys seen this Louis CK bit?

Although it arguably loses its relevance when you read stories like the one about the Catholic Church child protection chief caught with 4,000 child porn pictures.

Monday, August 1, 2011

I love a man in uniform.

Keep an eye out for the handsome cop at 2:38. He's so dreamy. I would do him.