Wednesday, September 26, 2007


As the "scandal" concerning the Iranian president's speech at Columbia University unfolds, I can't held but wonder if he's a snappy dresser, or just imitates senior's in Florida. Any help would be appreciated.

What? Oh, this is a political blog and you want my earnest opinion? Well I certainly don't like Mr. Ahmadinejad, we really don't have the same politics. Whether or not I am the victim of propaganda, I am still sceptical about his claims for purely peaceful nuclear power. I do find he has a valid point when he wonders why Palestinians should pay for Europeans' human rights abuses, centred around the Holocaust...That being said, if you invite someone over to your place, you should treat them properly, and that was obviously not done. The President of Columbia was utterly crass and disgraceful.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

''If somebody goes on harassing me on this pretext I'll have no option but to commit suicide."

Oh yeah, India in da house!!! Casa! Casa! Casa!

Looks like a senior civil servant in India has been getting in trouble for wearing a tilak, also know as that dot on your forehead. I'll silence my opinion on this one. Nonetheless, I thought the quote that I used in the title of this post to be absolutely hilarious when taken out of context.

"I've been sporting the red holy dot on my forehead for the last 30 years of my career," he told the BBC.

"It has religious sentiment for me and if somebody goes on harassing me on this pretext I'll have no option but to commit suicide."

The Story in Question

Monday, September 17, 2007

Breaking And Entering

Ok, I hate to say this, but I'm an honest guy. I keep forgetting to visit the 19 blog. People have started spending less time on it since Facebook and it's lost a bit of its appeal since everyone moved out. So I don't know. Am I saying goodbye? Maybe, but probably not. I just... shit, I feel like I'm breaking up with a girl here. Look! It's not you, it's me! I swear. Can we still be friends. I ... I already moved out all of my stuff. Shit. Call me if you need anything. Umm. yeah.

soooooooooooooo, anyways, I just thought I might mention that I didn't remember breaking into the 19 because I was so drunk. Thank you Maya for having a camera. I think this photo says it all.


Thursday, September 13, 2007

The Future

Hey guys! Man, oh, man am I excited! A few weeks ago, I bought a USB-Crystal Ball and it finally arrived in the mail today. Guess what? It works! It won't tell you what awaits me in my future just yet, but check this out: I typed in «Trebek : 2017» and this is the picture that popped up:

I know, I know, increbibly accurate.
That is why I have started charging for peaks into your future. 5$ a peak. Who's first?

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Ahhhh, the Internet

Funny hapenned when I inquired on signer Jacques Michel (born Rodrigue Michel). No, I'm not talking about the lyrics in Girl Talk's Give and Go that I was listening to : "Face down, ass up, that's we the way we like to fuck". Who the hell writes this shit? (And why do I find it so catchy?)

First hit on Jacques Michel was a website chronicling his career, I guess. I don't know because I was distracted by this site:


I was like, no, it can't be! And it was! An old school porn site! It was announcing Jacquie et Michel : couple libertin. It offered a sex-shop discount! Des webcams coquines! A tchat coquin! An annuaire des bons sites! And a counter that said: «On veut du cul»!

Check out the background on this one :

Les contributions de 2000

This stuff is textbook!

I don't think I've ever used as many ! as in this post!

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

if there's only 1 pop montreal show that you should see this year...

ok, ok, ok...
i've seen a lot of shows this year, many of which i don't remember either cause i was too trashed or cause they were nothing to write home about...
but so far, here's my top 3 this year:

1- Daft Punk
2- Priestess with the Binges @ barfly
3- Ed Banger crew

now... neither daft punk or the ed banger crew are scheduled for pop this year, so that leaves us with #2... most of you must know priestess by now. they're from here and they play some awesome rock. but (in my opinion) they're nothing compared to the binges who burned down barfly last spring... imagine these two californian dudes playing with these two hot japanese sisters, one of which could actually push slash to retirement...
i don't know how much it'l be but you should grab a 10$ bill and put it somewhere safe just so that yu can buy your ticket...

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 5, @ Bar St. Laurent 2 (St. Laurent corner St.Viateur)


Monday, September 10, 2007

Thank You Ron Burgundy!

Oh yeah! This is actually another gift from camp. I actually find the Channel 4 News Team version superior to the original by Starland Vocal Band...

Enjoy this Afternoon Delight

Sunday, September 9, 2007

I Know

Look, its been the talk of the town for a while, but I still feel the need to add my two cents. Montreal lady cops are HOT!

I was at a BBQ this Saturday and the permissible noise level law was completely disrespected. Nothing to be ashamed of. Upon arrival, I discovered that it was one of those magical parties where there's free beer, Jäger, and nosh. No, really. One of the guys there works at Belle Gueule and brought a keg of pilsner. And had a sweet refrigreation system to boot. The host called Jägermeister and told them he was having a party, so they gave three bottles and tons of paraphenalia. (Word to 19ers, we need to tap that Jäger ass!) Anyways, the cops roll up the alleyway and do their thing. Luckily there was a drunk gym teacher who was like: "Hey ladies! Coming to join the party?" And then kept on cruising them regardless of the hosts protests. Don't worry too much about the host. To the gym teacher I had already shared a gem of a quote from School of Rock: "Those who can't do, teach; those who can't teach, teach gym" hahaha!

Back to lady cops.

Damn! Its not just a fetish, the lady cop population has a higher average and mean beauty rate than the general population. Why is this? My pet theory is that the cop world is quite macho, so the recruiting officers have an unwritten quota of bringing in hot ladies. I mean, c'mon. If you're gonne be stuck in a car with a lady all day for seasons at a time, you're going to end up speluncking her. Hot or not. Might as well add a hotness filter at the start of the process; to make sure the caves are sweet.

Tuesday, September 4, 2007

For Spider.

Guitar Hero 3 goes too far!!!

have you got 2 hours to spare?

ok, ok... here's a link to an interesting movie (documentary)... make sure you have 2 hours ahead of you though cause it's effective at grabbing your attention, as long as you can bear the first 10 minutes that are extremely cheesy... it's a little bit on the paranoid side and very well on the cheesy side too but it's interesting nonetheless...
take a look...

Monday, September 3, 2007

Almost Forgot

Happy Labour Day!

A big "What What" to all those before us who worked, fought and died for our sweet, sweet comfort.

And a big "Brrrrrp Brrrrrp" to all those that will continue to fight the good fight. No violence please.

Yes, this is a "Tech Workers Unite!" photo, hehehe.

This One's for Spider

Although, I must admit I've never been the biggest fan of ''tool'' as an insult. Too douchebaggy.

Hey Mile-End!!

This one's for you Mile-End. Cram your hipster populous up your super-greasy ass.

Hey Pif....let's see you do this.

Assole...this would make Caccio a better game.

Sunday, September 2, 2007


Excuse me.

Ouch, but wow!

Just watch.

Idea for Trebek

How about this as last song for Weekends Never End?

Tunak Tunak
Tunak Tunak
Tunak Tunak

Saturday, September 1, 2007

picture of the year!!!

someone posted this picture on a message board and i thought i oughta post it here cause it's just the best picture i've ever seen in my life... i'm gonna have nightmares now.