Metal Mania!

Yup, there's no doubt about it, Montreal's a metal kind of town. Peep this : The other night I was dancing it up at the Green Room, when I go slash a piss. What do I see before my very eyes? No, not a micro-penis. A Dethklök tag! Sweet!

Here is our joint email

Duke-Joker-Ram-Shipwreck@hotmail.com

The password's in the mail. Except for shipwreck, I don't have his address.

Here's one for four of us. I could not fit everyone's name but any of you can go ahead and make more. Hopefully, this won't catch on as a trend because that might make Microsoft lower their server space due to frivolous use. A classic case of ruining it for everyone.

Hurray!

This neighborhood has gone to shit Part II

Deep woe surges within me as I come across another fine specimen of Montreal yuppiedom on the very same bleak Sunday. After my first encounter, it occurs to me that yuppies can not only out reproduce me, they also outrun me. So I take it upon myself to infiltrate their jogging paradise called the Mount-Royal. In a way, I myself have succumbed to that trend. But I persevere, knowing full well that many more trials will be endured before my unrelenting spirit wavers. I struggle to take every back country trail I can find so as to be alone in this overcrowded oasis. But because my heart rate can’t handle the harsh relief of the stray paths, I am obliged to return to the fold. The spicy eggplant sandwich that I had eaten earlier on does not seem to help much either. From one of the lookouts, I decide to take the long and winding stairs down to a lower level. I usually sneak or even impose my way through leisurely inconsiderate slow walkers but I decide to calm down and go at a cruising speed behind one particular pair that took the liberty of walking side by side in order to block everyone for six flights of stairs. Suddenly, an unholy sight strikes me into submission and I remain in an unshakeable trance for the remainder of the downward trek. There it is. The beast itself is looking at me through the back of these two heads that crowd my vision. Although my wish is not to inflict torment onto the reader, I will nonetheless do so without any guilt or reservation. They have matching black caps with an orange and red fiery motif. And they have their names on the back of each respective cap. And I suspect that these demonic sounding appellations are none other than each other’s pet names. Oh the humanity! Not since joint email addresses have I witnessed something so gruesome and vile! To that, dear reader, I leave you to reel in the realization that we share this realm with a god forsaken breed. And breed, they do.

Drunk in the park

So I was hanging out with Duke and Ram one fine sunny afternoon. We were just kickin' it back, drinking a few cold ones, enjoying the weirdos. All of a sudden, this dude gets up to take a piss. But he decides the piss on a big green metal box that has a sign on it reading: DANGER 100 0000 100101 010010 000 VOLTS!!!! I watched him take a really long pee, but nothing happened. The three of us then theorized that it was because he was unaware of the danger that he came out unscathed. We figured that any one of us, knowing the danger, would be more likely to get injured: such is life. Well, well, well, I've found proof that even the ignorant get their come-upins ever now and then. Enjoy!

Tigers: aka man eater

It's no wonder they are known as some of the fiercest predators on Earth.

This neighborhood has gone to shit

Yuppiedom has overtaken the Mile End. It is in our midst. Here is my latest testimony on the matter:
On a less than beautiful Sunday afternoon, I find myself casually idling by my favorite smoking window. I blink twice to shake off the unsettling image that won’t refrain from manifesting itself on a nearby street corner. At first I remain incredulous and question my own powers of perception. It is of no use. I have to accept the fact that I see a man jogging with a baby stroller. To those cynics who have seen it all, I will unabashedly state the following. The man in question is wearing a one piece, skin tight, black spandex suit garnished with orange motifs, the likes of which you might find on a 1988 Firebird. The stroller is equipped with an aerodynamic, weather proof shell. Seemingly, it’s been designed to cut wind resistance for this specific kind of activity. What should be of great concern is that the stroller matches the jogger in color and pattern…The stroller MATCHES the jogger!?! Oh, the cruelty of human reproduction! Would an instant flash of life not be preferable to an eternal state of constant decline?

How does Qibiche become This~!?

Your results:
You are The Joker

The Joker 73% Riddler 70% Magneto 59% Apocalypse 58% Catwoman 54% Lex Luthor 53% Green Goblin 52% Dr. Doom 51% Venom 51% Mr. Freeze 50% Poison Ivy 48% Kingpin 47% Mystique 44% Dark Phoenix 40% Juggernaut 40% Two-Face 36%

The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.

i joined facebook

and it's lame. i realized that there was a reason why i didn't want to see my former classmates... they're douchebags.

Check out those eyes of fury!

Your results:
You are Dark Phoenix

Dark Phoenix 72% Catwoman 55% Poison Ivy 50% Mystique 49% Juggernaut 49% Dr. Doom 46% Apocalypse 45% Lex Luthor 35% Magneto 35% The Joker 29% Two-Face 29% Kingpin 28% Venom 28% Green Goblin 25% Mr. Freeze 19% Riddler 18%

A prime example of emotional extremes: Passion and fury incarnate.

Click here to take the Super Villain Personality Test

Dammit!

Your results:
You are Green Goblin

Green Goblin 76% Apocalypse 68% Magneto 67% Mystique 60% Venom 57% The Joker 56% Riddler 53% Dark Phoenix 52% Kingpin 51% Dr. Doom 49% Lex Luthor 47% Catwoman 47% Mr. Freeze 46% Juggernaut 40% Two-Face 40% Poison Ivy 28%

Going to almost any length to achieve greatness in body and mind has led to a hard working and power hungry businessman.

Click here to take the "Which Super Villain am I?" quiz...

I have to love metal

Your results:
You are Dr. Doom

Dr. Doom 78% Venom 71% Lex Luthor 70% Apocalypse 67% Mr. Freeze 65% Riddler 64% Green Goblin 62% Magneto 61% The Joker 59% Dark Phoenix 59% Mystique 58% Juggernaut 54% Two-Face 54% Catwoman 45% Kingpin 45% Poison Ivy 41%

Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.

Click here to take the "Which Super Villain am I?" quiz...

Cats n' Dogs

The other day someone asked me why I was afraid of animals. I said it was because I thought they were unpredictable. Living with two cats have made me reconsider my opinion. I have become much more comfortable. Actually it all started when this dog bit into my buffalo-teddy. Snif, I loved that buffalo. So cute yet protective of me.

Their is still one thing that freaks me out about animals, and it is insatiable appetite for secrets. I mean, how many of you knew this was going on behind your backs ?

i'm magneto.

there. but i ain't changing my name!
Your results:
You are Magneto

Magneto 53% Apocalypse 52% The Joker 50% Lex Luthor 47% Dark Phoenix 47% Riddler 47% Catwoman 46% Dr. Doom 45% Poison Ivy 44% Juggernaut 44% Green Goblin 44% Mr. Freeze 36% Mystique 32% Kingpin 30% Venom 24% Two-Face 12%

You fear the persecution of those that are different or underprivileged so much that you are willing to fight and hurt others for your cause.

Click here to take the "Which Super Villain are you?" quiz...

In celebration of our sixteen thousandth hit, I thought I would revamp the site a little. I know it's a little girly, but it's been a cockfest for 16 thousand hits so too bad.

ps: congrats go out to Breathe for polishing off his degree

look at that ass!

Your results:
You are Mystique

Mystique 66% Poison Ivy 61% Apocalypse 61% Dark Phoenix 59% Venom 59% The Joker 58% Catwoman 57% Dr. Doom 56% Mr. Freeze 55% Juggernaut 50% Magneto 48% Riddler 44% Lex Luthor 40% Green Goblin 38% Two-Face 38% Kingpin 38%

Sometimes motherly, sometimes a beautiful companion, but most of the time a deceiving vixen.

Click here to take the "Which Super Villain are you?" quiz...

...And I changed my name.

Too late Buck-O!! You were right. There can be only one.

Category : Can't Make This Shit Up!

Read on the Beeb:

"Man cuts off penis in restaurant"

Restaurant in question :



BBC Article

The Truth Is Out!

Your results:
You are The Joker

The Joker 59% Venom 58% Dr. Doom 54% Apocalypse 47% Juggernaut 45% Dark Phoenix 45% Mr. Freeze 44% Lex Luthor 44% Magneto 42% Kingpin 40% Riddler 40% Poison Ivy 37% Catwoman 35% Two-Face 33% Mystique 33% Green Goblin 13%

The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.

Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz


The Proof is in the pudding!

Suck shit and die Breathe! There's only room for one Joker in here!

Can't argue so far...

Your results:
You are The Joker

The Joker 65% Mystique 48% Mr. Freeze 47% Riddler 43% Poison Ivy 42% Apocalypse 40% Venom 39% Magneto 39% Lex Luthor 34% Dr. Doom 27% Juggernaut 24% Dark Phoenix 24% Catwoman 22% Kingpin 14% Green Goblin 12% Two-Face 12%

The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.

Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz

REALLY COOLER SITE

Forget about those stupid retard sites for self-obsessed narcissic losers...

try this for a change :

http://www.thesuperheroquiz.com

It tells you which superhero you are.

and guess what?



Your results:
You are Venom

Venom 72% Magneto 69% Apocalypse 67% Mr. Freeze 61% Dark Phoenix 60% Green Goblin 56% The Joker 54% Catwoman 52% Mystique 52% Juggernaut 48% Two-Face 44% Dr. Doom 42% Lex Luthor 39% Poison Ivy 39% Riddler 39% Kingpin 39%

Strength, disguise and adrenaline are your greatest weapons.

Click here to take the Super Villain Personality Test


Thats right, I'm the coolest of them all !

Really Cool Site

So I came across this really cool site. It's not like that fucking shitty celebrity look-alike garbage piece of fad shit that EVERYBODY was doing for like 17 days. In this one, you can age your face, see how certain artists would paint you, change nationality, and other cool stuff as well. It's fun. And if you don't have fun, you're an ass-clown.

http://www-old.cs.st-andrews.ac.uk/~morph/Transformer/

June 16...

as you may or may not know my roomate, my sister and I are getting evicted on july 1st because our landlord is an idiot. and as you surely do not know this appartment is my sister's (and consequently, her friend's) 19 as she's lived here for 11 years, had a bunch of different roomates and memorable parties. and by memorable i mean "ask jmo about that vodka canon"...
so anyway, we're throwing one last memorable party for the occasion... heidy, my cousin and i will be dj'ing, we'll manage something to provide everyone with a shot or two and maybe a drink, and it will be attended by a bunch of very nice people, probably including the police at one point...
you're all invited, given that i know who you are. you may invite some of your friends as long as i know about it beforehand (and by beforehand i don't mean at the door when you show up)...
you know how to get in touch with me...


JUNE 16!!!!! (that's a saturday)

Now I get it.

I finally understand Ram's level of procrastination. This is what I "caught" myself watching even though I have an exam in a few hours.

Ram wishes he posted this

Fun with pain!!!!!

Flash and Red have fun with the first injury of the Wall Ball season. Mmmmmmm Bubbly.

the silver brothers are awesome!!!

and so is their weekly party, but we already knew that... except that we now have the proof!!!
how fucking retardedly awesome is this poster mike made?????

blogging from the 19!!!

i'm at the 19 right now!!!fuckers!!!!!

No Need to Watch This

So I was looking for something completely different, but I stumbled across this litte video on youtube.



At first I was disguted by the subtitle : yES iM sILLY!! bUT i dONT cARE!! eNJOY!!

I shuddered at what was going to come next.

It was exactly as bad as I thought it would be. I wanted to punch the girl out. I am now debating whether I should start to harass her or not. Just to get back a little of my dignity.

What should I do?

guilty pleasures

friday nights have changed at green room, heidy is now on her own and will have different guests every week... AND cherry cola will be there every 2 weeks!!!! if you've never heard and/or seen cherry cola in action, make sure to drop by when he's there sometime cause the guy spins like a fuckin' wizard!!! (he opened for ed banger with a crazy 2 hour set that really raised the bar for the ed banger crew... fo real!)...

and here's the new flyer...

Art for Trebek

You see! It's all been done before.

Degrees of Seperation

Well here's one for the books. I never thought I'd ever be less than six degrees of separation from Mini-Me. I also think it's pretty funny that he looks even smaller next to Joanne.

Petit Paris

I was biking to work yesterday when from afar I noticed this thick plume of smoke rising agaisnt the blue sky. When I got closer, I noticed it was a BMW 5 series that was burning. It was madness. Here's a cellcam pic.

So does this mean that Montréal is becoming a Little Paris?

See?

School IS good for something!

Tam-Tams!

Alright, Spring is back in town!

WE BUILT THIS CITY ON ROCK N' ROLL and tam-tams.



This Sunday, let's kick shit off right!

I'm going to tam-tams. Who's joining?



Tam-Tam : 13h, Sunday April 22nd.
Where : Next to that weird guy with the dreads.

priestess + soulwax

you like priestess? well even if you don't know or like them, you should check this out... they're playing a secret show next week and the tickets are on sale right now at a depanneur (6.50$)... it's probably gonna be one of the shows of the year with daft punk and ed banger, believe me... priestess in a small, crowded, sweaty, stinky hole = absolutely nuts.
mikey (the singer) made a point of posting the info only on one single messageboard, so i'll respect that. if you want more info, email me.

another show that's definetely fall in the shows of the year category is soulwax at la SAT tomorrow... although much more expensive: 25$... it's gonna hurt my wallet. but seriously, if you like to dance like you've never danced before, this is the show you'll need to attend. i missed last year's show and i heard it was incredible! in fact, i've heard positivititties about it...

ummm...

Redemption

Duke, the only way I will ever forgive your treason is if you buy the full season of Brisco County Jr.
Here's where you'll find it : http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000F7CMPE
Please act on this, the continuity of our friendship depends on it. (besides, I know you want it)

19

You know how the 19 has a wall of record album covers? Why don't we have this one?



I, for one, would be a much happier person if we did.

Suspicions.

So Ram is always talking about going to the library. "Where did you go today Ram?" -"The Library". Oh. ok. But every day? I got a little supicious considering he spends more time on the blog than anyone. Also, I don't think he has been back to that supposed University of hs in about three months. So I decided to follow him. And I ended up finding him at a men's club. I saw him jam his tongue down a lady's throat and then stick his thumb up her bum. So I took her picture of her.

Goats

So are the Sudanese now going to become the next Greeks/Scots?




BBC GOAT FUN!

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper."

Thoughts

So, have you ever been having really hot anonymous sex in a sauna, when suddenly, out of nowhere, you're like "Wait a minute, I know this guy!" ?

Yeah, me neither.

For the love of God!

Some parents deserve to die! The fun thing about being a teacher is that I have to deal with fuckers like this.

Dear Duke,

Because of your poor vision, you have been wandering this world aimlessly, only half aware of the things around you. Like an ant unaware of the countless humans walking about overhead, you have been confined to a lesser dimension of this universe. You are severely lacking in knowledge, and are about to embark on a wanderous journey. But I feel I should warn you. I am an extremely attractive man and you may not be prepared to see me in all my glory. I fear that, just as staring at the sun can burn out your retinas, so can my beauty. So whenever you feel you are ready to meet me face to face, perhaps behind a veil, I should warn you: prepare to be...

Dishwashing Is Sexy Again!

Writer, Director, Lead : Ram Puniyani
Director of Cinematography : Cassinova
Music : Dreadlock Holiday by 10 CC of the Snatch Soundtrack

Johnny Haliday

C'est, malheureusement, la culture que tous les pays francophones semblent partager.
Le sal moustachu en moi l'apprécie.

Et l'autobus...

TGIF! bis

I propose that the theme to this weekend be the chorus in the NOFX song Cheese, Where's My Slice.

All along now :

"WHERE'S MY SLICE?
I WANT MORE THAN EQUAL RIGHTS
I WANT EVERYTHING FOR FREE!"

TGIF!

And in the spirit of what's to come, let's not forget the wise words of Beersus : "Good beer, good cheer"





Nor should we drink away any recollection of "La modération a bien meilleur goût"





Ok?

tix for tonight

hi, if anyone's interested, we have an extra ticket for the clap your hands say yeah show esta noche.... call the 19 if you wanna join a whole slew of chiquititas tonight.

Where art thou, fair maiden?

I was wondering when I would once again be able to dance with my princess under the stars. I believe she's been locked-up in some sort of disco tower of seclusion. We must band together to release her from this plight, if only for a night.

So it Goes...

I know it's been a while since I have posted something dull and boring, but nothing has moved me to be non-creative provoking criticism... and then came today. Over the News feed of the BBC, (ever notice how the brits just get it first?) the man I have slept with the most in my life, the man whose has been my friend , my companion and ultimate truth sayer passed away today at the ripe old age of 84. You can read his obit - http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6547399.stm

Here's my petit dedication to him: hope to meet you up there when it's my turn~!

My Positive Influence On the World

Check this out! Its a total Ram Puniyani pose, with a twist! This one's for real!



I now know that making great art isn't the important thing, its all about seeing people steal your work!

But Do Quantum Physics Explain This?

I just farted and it smelled like pâté.


I'm hungry now.


You probably just lost your appetite.

from urban planning to quantum physics...

so i've been thinking... i'm really unmotivated right now and i'verealized that urban planning is rather simple and that no one listens to us mostly because of political and economic reasons... quantum physics on the other hand are cool cause they could allow us to travel to alternate universe and through time-space... i like that. you think i'm too old at almost 27 to make the leap from urban planning to quantum physics?

Professional Crastination

Yes, Cassinova, I know that's the name of a NOFX song. But I just found out that the best way to combat the ill effects of procrastination is to have one procrastination fight another.

I had some reading to do today, but I also had tons of stuff to arrange, organize and coordinate, as well as people to call, people to write to, some tutoring and an event to plan. I procrastinated my reading by doing all that other stuff! Now I've done it. Sweet! I have also not slept enough and I think I might be losing my mind. Not that there is much to lose.



I'm gonna read a text that started with the following quote by George Santayana : ''Our nationality is like our relations to women : too implicated in our moral nature to be changed honourably, and too accidental to be worth changing.''

By the Way

So who won the big game?

WWWM?

You guys will have guessed that WWWM? means What's Wrong With Me? I know this because you are all elements of a hyper-intelligent species known as Goolookai, which sounds like mean people from Middle-Earth but is actually just a word made up by yours truly.

The reason why I wrote and pondered the question WWWM? Is that I just found out that they came out with Command & Conquer 3 : Tiberium Wars. At first, I asked myself, What's Wrong With Me? Then I asked myself, why didn't I get a PC so I could play this sweet, sweet new installment of THE GAME?

The answer came pretty quickly. ''Because you would piss your life down the drain if you started playing that game. Remember Super Mario Kart!'' said it.

speaking of the japanese....

this guy is the second person ever (more than 500 people have tried) to complete the obstacle course.

On another note...

Here's another little piece of wisdom for all of you misguided fools out there.

Mr. T treat your mama right

Thank you Simpsons.

glumbert.com - Simpsons Evolution

More retarded creationists

- Look at this dinosaur dated millions of years ago.
- The bible doesn’t say so.

Case close

Which is worse?? creationism or flat-earthism?

yes... there are people who believe that the earth is flat. they're right, we're wrong...

the flat-earth society

Impeccable Logic

glumbert.com - Peanut butter disproves evolution

Lucky brats!

glumbert.com - Mother still breastfeeds her 5 and 7-year-old

19

As some of you may know, but as some of you perhaps do not know, the 19 is being vacated. I for one find myself in the camp that argues in favour of keeping the name of our blog. I think what is important about the 19 is the spirit of it, not the physicality. Furthermore, its funnier to keep the name when no one we know lives there.


I know you're not wondering about the picture, but it came up when I googleimaged 19.

Power to the 19!