Tuesday, August 31, 2010

No Shit!

La pollution générée par l'exploitation des sables bitumineux de l'Alberta serait plus importante que le prétendent les représentants de l'industrie et le gouvernement albertain.

C'est la conclusion que tire une équipe de chercheurs de l'Université de l'Alberta qui a découvert des concentrations préoccupantes de métaux lourds dans l'eau et l'air du nord de la province.

Selon l'étude, publiée dans la revue américaine Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, la concentration de plomb et de mercure dans les cours d'eau de la région sont supérieurs aux niveaux considérés comme dangereux pour les poissons. Les recherches, conduites par l'écologiste David Schindler, ont révélé la présence d'au moins 13 contaminants toxiques dans des échantillons d'eau prélevés dans la rivière Athabasca.

Selon l'auteur de l'étude, David Schindler, le système de surveillance environnementale du gouvernement albertain et de l'industrie occulterait des données essentielles sur la santé de cette rivière.

Le gouvernement albertain a longtemps maintenu que ces contaminants sont naturellement présents dans l'environnement et se retrouvent dans la rivière la où affleurent des des gisements de sables bitumineux.

Mais David Schindler, qui a effectué des relevés tant en amont qu'en aval des sites d'exploitation des sables bitumineux, est catégorique sur l'origine humaine de cette hausse de contaminants dans l'eau.

Il réclame en conséquence une meilleure surveillance de l'industrie dans la province.

Dans une étude préliminaire publiée en décembre dernier, David Schindler soulignait que les raffineries des sables bitumineux généreraient approximativement cinq fois plus de pollution que le révèlent les données de l'industrie.

Le gouvernement fédéral remet en question la démarche du chercheur David Schindler. Plus tôt cette année, le ministre canadien de l'Environnement, Jim Prentice, avait qualifié « d'allégations » les résultats préliminaires de l'étude de David Schindler.

Radio-Canada.ca avecPresse canadienne

Friday, August 27, 2010

Stephen Hawking


Please stop making me put up photos just so I don't have to stare at insane trash clowns. (although this is a good one)

the juggalo saga continues

I just learned a new term: MMFWCL

It stands for Much Mother Fucking Wicked Clown Love.

There's got to be more to this than just a bunch of white trash freaks who like soda and shitty music, no?




Thursday, August 26, 2010

Saint Chrysostème !

the koreans have outdone the japanese... again?

Monitor Test

Warning : Do not scroll down if you believe your computer monitor has not been tested for the new ISO-2010 standards dealing with extreme graphics stress.
The IEEE has produced a test for the new set of standards for computer monitors dealing with the visualization and rendering of extreme douchebaggism. Scroll down if you want to know if your Monitor is built to resist the rendering of an image containing dangerously high levels of douchebag. Be advised that some monitors have been known to melt down after just a few seconds of displaying the image, due to the ridiculously high concentrations of douchebag being displayed.





























































Reason not to suicide # 4 (be alive for Human VS Robot soccer in 2050)

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Cool Site



I found this website once upon a time upon returning from a drunken adventure. I added it to my favorites with the intention of sharing it on the blog the next morning. I was too drunk to blog. That was about a year ago. Needless to say, I forgot about it until now. I must finally be recovering from the brain damage I inflicted upon myself that night.





Tuesday, August 24, 2010

So there's this thing...



where the fish apparently become murderous monsters that's a total throwback to the 3D B-Movies of yore. There's plenty of clever kill shots, buckets of gore, 3D tits and general tomfoolery in this movie to make it the best use of 3D short of a Toxic Avenger remake - and an 83% rating on Rotten Tomatoes doesn't hurt either.
So I was thinking perhaps some of you, my fellow miscreants, would like to partake in the spectacle that is Piranha 3D. Any takers for this week/weekend?

Boy am I glad...

that I'm not the only one who feels this way about TIME. Now can someone please tell my parents to stop buying it! FUCK!!


TIME Announces New Version Of Magazine Aimed At Adults

Monday, August 23, 2010

cumpleanos baby!

also, i forgot to mention on august 17th that it was the blog's 4th birthday.

Charles Darwin


The purpose of this post is merely to make sure that those no-talent assclowns in the previous post are not the first thing I see when I come to check out the blog.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Man at La Ronde told to cover up Bob Marley t-shirt or leave

Man at La Ronde told to cover up Bob Marley t-shirt or leave

ridiculous


this band makes me want to cut my eyes out and ears off.

oh, and by the way, they were at the top of the Billboard rap albums chart. RAP.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Since we're all single

we should play one of these games someday...




Tuesday, August 17, 2010

The thin line between genius and insanity

So I googled "Ancient Mammals" and had this picture be the very first result to show up:

I realized right away that an inspired mind was behind this brilliant tapestry so I checked the site that showcased it:

VackvSuG

I am convinced that this site is the closest that a written document will ever come to properly describing what it is like for a scientist to have a full-blown acid trip. It all seems to be hyper technical at first until you notice the sentence structure (or lack thereof) and the Terry Gilliamesque illustrations. It's just one huge cluster-fuck of wayward neural discharges. I love it.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

WARNING: STUPID RACIST POST, INTELLIGENT AND SENSIBLE PEOPLE PLEASE READ SOMETHING ELSE

It had to come from there.
Where the shit else would you get widespread féco-oral contacts ? Their whole culture is based on féco-oral.

Goddamn it, I've always found these people fucking repugnant, what with their bathing in rat-soup rivers, worshipping rats and shit.



Millions of disgusting rat worshippers are bathing in filth and hoping for contacts féco-oral, what the fuck else is gonna happen?

At least, this time, they wont be able to sell us no bogus vaccine cause there is none.

Friday, August 13, 2010

I'm Horny

Fine then...

I'll post.

You know... you'd think that Woody and Sycophant could have pooled their resources to post something interesting from their time together on the West Coast, but noooooooooo.... they're too selfish.

Selfish!!!!!

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Vendu!

Je choisis de me joindre aux morons.

Monday, August 2, 2010

Des pas pire