Friday, July 31, 2009

Documentaries you must see...that I haven't seen yet!!

The First one is HOME by Yann Athus-Bertrand (known for his book La terre vue du ciel). It's a must. I'm sure you have heard Dave talk about it. You can watch it on the web. Here's the link to the website
The second is WATERLIFE- a documentary about the Great Lakes. I have not seen this documentary but it seems to be another MUST. I've only heard good rants! Here's the website:

ahhh marketing...

Wednesday, July 29, 2009


This video sort of resumes the blog, nay?

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Is the 19 trying to tell me something?

lord xenu awaits your decision.

Speaking of Jichael Mackson

I thought this was pretty cool.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Cityscape by Ryan Larkin

Imagine if your dreams looked like this?

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Rold Gold

Hey Guys,

Here are some do it yourself bike shops which are closer to where most of us live than Right to Move.

Santropol Roulant 4050 St-Urbain, corner Duluth

PX 'The Space' Bikeworks7746 de L'Épée; Nord de St. Roch, dans la ruelle, troisiéme garage

Thursday, July 23, 2009

End of Days

I was having this nice little conversation about global warming with Spazzio and at some point I thought about THIS.

I asked myself: what if THIS had happened during the 21st century, when people were brainwashed by the global warming movement. How much more excited they would have been.

I also would like to point out how much more sexier TV anchorwomen were back then, when THIS happened.

I don't see ads. I just don't see them. They could cover my entire screen with ads and I wouldn't see them. I don't see your ads google. And why the fuck do Google need ads for? Are they really in need of more profits? Is their greed so infinite that they need to control more than the whole fucking cybernets?
I hate greedy assholes. I despise them.


wait a minute.... this smells like.... wait a minute, I know that smell.... it reminds me of certain Montreal neighbourhoods..... hmmm... Mile-End?.... Outremont? hmmm... wait....GOT IT! It's Woody Esplanade! She's profiting off our blog!!!
probably to contribute to her cousin's barmithzvah or something!
How repugnant!

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Bonerpants Was Right

Amorphis is really good. I'm not the biggest fan of the voice, but the compositions are pretty sweet even if slightly cheesy and perhaps too "commercial" at times. Who cares, it's good. I'm also looking forward to discovering their older stuff with sounds quite interesting.

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

2001 ish...

It's apparently really good. I may or may not be watching it at some point.

This movie by sam raimi (evil dead / army of darkness / spiderman) is out now too and it's managed to nab an impressive 92% on RT.

also, there's the hangover which I still really want to see though I might just DL or rent the DVD at some point. hopefully with a group of people.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Post Pink Pony Pictures Please Papa

He sounds like a stoned off his ass 15 year old, but its Tom Araya! From Slayer!
How sympathetic and nice and gentle and sweet could this guy be?
This confirms my theory, according to which the more aggressive the music, the more sane the musician, and vice-versa. Thats why Oasis exclusively fuck their dead grandmothers and Nickelback exclusively eat goat shit.
I would also like to add that Dream Theater's drumkit is ridiculously big, and that you need 3 legs to play it adequately.(its also too huge to fit in a picture... somehow, it looks like their drummer is trying his best to compensate for something... I would hate to be the roadie: hey, roadie, shouldnt you be tuning my drums? We're playing in 3 months )

and no, I'm not passed my Zombie phase,

but I've been thinking about anacondas lately.

Friday, July 17, 2009

This looks pretty fucking cool...

And since Peter Jackson (our favorite zombie guru) is behind it, it's gotta be good.

Neill Blomkamp has done a lot of cool stuff. I'm not going to start posting all of his videos, so just go check him out on YouTube.

I will feast on your innards, and Then I shall thank GOD, for HE is the Creator, and HE gave me your INNARDS.

"...I have had the most excellent life and I want each one of you to have a good life too. I believe that God put us in this jolly world to be proud and enjoy life. But without God, you ain't worth shit. Pride does not come from being rich, nor merely being successful in your career, nor by self-indulgence. One step towards pride is to make yourself healthy and strong while you are a boy, so that you can be useful and so you can enjoy God when you are a man. Nature study will show you how full of beautiful and wonderful things God has made the world for you to enjoy. Be contented with what you have got and make the best of it. God. Look on the bright side of things instead of the gloomy one. God. But the real way to get proud is by giving out pride to other people. Try and leave this world God a little better than you found it and when your turn comes to die, God, you can die proud in feeling that at any rate God has not wasted your time but has done his best. God 'Be Prepared' in this way, to live and to die proud — God, slay the miscreants and eat their pagan wives and, God, their children — even after you have ceased to be a boy — and God help you to do it."

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

I predict !

While surfing the net during a Python presentation paid for by the government of the Canada, I stumbled upon what might just be the near future of the internets.
There's already a lot of interactive 3D viewers on the web out there, but the techniques are relatively new and not much compelling "interactive 3D applications" can be enjoyed to this day. I don't know about you, but so far, web adventures have only been about 2d and text for me. But it seems that things are about to change... Imagine a full 3d game for which you only need a 3d viewer plug-in to play, just step in the website, login and you're in a massive online universe... or just type in a URL and instantly step inside a 3D world designed by some psychopath who knows how to render and code his view of the world...

For those to lazy to click on the previous link, let me quote some of their explanations: "Dans une ère où la mobilité s'impose, le coeur de Leelh repose sur une technologie web 3D permettant d'intégrer le jeu directement dans un navigateur internet sans téléchargement ni installation préalable."

Internets were about 2D and text... I believe the interactive 3D internets should reclaim their initial and more aptly named title: "Cybernets".


Know how to have fun!

Monday, July 13, 2009

Which leads us to...

I hesitate to post this...

It's basically a TMNT porn... It's exactly what it sounds like but there's a clever use of a nunchuck, stairs and at one point Krang gets involved. Consider your childhood thoroughly sodomized.
I like this video because of the accent. The ideas are decent, but debatable. That being said, we usualy hear such an accent with religious fire-breathers and not atheists. However, please note the total-nerd accent too.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

More Nazi-Zombies movies!

The Bunker(2000)


Horrors of War(2006 - Cheese alert!)

I want to see them all! ALL!

Ok guys..

Figure this one out and get back to me.

Ok guys..

Figure this one out and get back to me.

Welcome to Montreal Paul Mara!

Yes, this guy's got character coming out of his pores!

Can't WAIT for next season!

Tommy Wirkola

So I made a lil research on the director and it appears this guy was born in 1979, and Dod Sno is his second full lenght movie (the special effects cost 600 000$, which is probably nothing in terms of movie costs, and even less so for the resulting thrills).

His first movie was this:

Suffice it to say I am intrigued.

God Bless the Information Superhighway!

Saturday, July 11, 2009

The Future of Africa

Reading this article in the Guardian made me think. If recent history, and indeed all of history itself, is any indicator, Africa is in for a hell of a lot problems. More so than we currently attribute to it.

A few years back, I made the prediction that World War III will take place on the African continent. This only goes to confirm my thesis. With nuclear powers competing, direct local wars amongst global powers become rather difficult as the price of victory becomes far too costly to absord. See, Victory, Pyrrhic. Do you really see the US invading China or vice-versa? Or anywhere near their "backyards"?

This new American policy only adds fuel to the fire. It has become inexorable that a major conflit between world powers explodes there.

Considering my interpretation of the situation, and my human selfishness, I can only hope it does not happen in my lifetime.

Friday, July 10, 2009

This dude is your friend! Do not kill him!

Although their ability to run at close to 50 cm/sec. will scare the shit out of your ass, this magnificient product of evolution is a top house predator that will rid your apartment of many parasites. The Scutigère can make 90degree turns and even jump off furnitures. I once tried putting a leash on one I captured but it kept running against it and eventually it lost all of its 30 legs. The poor thing turned into a chenille and never learned to crawl. Scutigère Véloce, remember this name.

I'm Sorry

Dear Nerdlord,

I hope the show was awesome. I'm sorry I couldn't make it. I'm sorry I missed your move. I'm sorry you couldn't make it to my party. I'm sorry I couldn't meet you at Parc Lafontaine. I'm sorry for all these things and more, but mostly, I'm sorry that I constantly kick you ass at wallball.

----------------------------------and just like that, Flash vanished into cyberspace.

Speaking of Good Bands


Check the drum kit! The rest needs no mention since it is so obviously awesome!

Wednesday, July 8, 2009


Nerdlord's band, "Les matous de l'est" is performing Thursday evening at l'Hémisphère gauche at 221 Beaubien Est. See you there.

Please no

I was checking out some lame japanese band that made something or other and I stumbled upon this webpage.

It's a bunch of pictures with people and their Micheal Jackson tattoos. I don't know how real they are, but just the thought of is making me contemplate suicide.

My Connectivenesss

Dear internets,

I was off the air for a while because Videotron were fucking me up the ass but now I'm ok. I'm posting for redemption and also to declare my absolute desire to go see that zombie movie on the 11th. So if anyone is closer to Fantasia than I am please buy me a ticket. I also wanted to say that I'm tired with the orthodox jews and I really wish the government would trade them with Kotecas, who have a way better sense of fashion

even their women look better!

Tuesday, July 7, 2009

If you have time to kill and want to lose all hope in humanity.

It's no secret that I'm not a big believer in God. Nor am I especially hostile to those who believe. It's their right to do so and while I may be agnostic about the whole thing I understand that for some people it's an important part of who they are, it defines their world view and there's nothing wrong with that. And even if they don't have a reason for it there's still no problem - whatever, who cares what you think? More importantly why should I care if you think that at some point or another an old man built a boat large enough to contain all the billions of species of animal, herbivores and carnivores alike and was able to feed them without having them eat each other? Or that the sun is actually pulled by some dude in a chariot who occasionally comes down to Earth to impregnate random women?

But then there are people like these. People with their heads so far up their theological asses they literally believe that sulfurous smell they're wafting is in fact the fiery pits of hell.

I can deal with the stupid

The women of America would do well to consider whether their much-cherished gains of the right to vote, work, murder and freely fornicate are worth destroying marriage, children, civilized Western society and little girls. They can at least console themselves with the thought that, in the long run, it doesn't matter what they do, because the women's-rights ideology is an evolutionary dead end, and it is increasingly apparent that societies embracing it will not survive.


I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie

I can deal with the confused:

One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it.
(the emphasis is mine)


I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!


I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it.

I can deal with the downright ignorant:

Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that's just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it's not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn't the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is.


What is called 'Science' today and 'scientists' consist of the same old gang of witch doctors, sorcerers, tellers of tales, the 'Priest-Entertainers' for the common people. 'Science' consists of a weird, way-out occult concoction of jibberish theory-theology... nothing good has ever come from 'science' --- In fact, technology is not in any way related to the web of idiotic scientific theory. ALL inventors have been anti-science. The Wright brothers said: "Science theory held us up for years. When we threw out all science, started from experiment and experience, then we invented the airplane." By the way, airplanes all fly level on this Plane earth!

The Fact the Earth is Flat is not my opinion, it is a Proved Fact! While all we need to know is that the Bible says the Earth is flat (Is.40:22, Ez.7:2, Dn.2:35; 4:10-11,20, Mt.4:8)... but for a second can you imagine what these so-called 'scientists would have us believe --- If the earth really was round, that would mean there arre people who are HANGING DOWN, HEAD DOWNWARDS while we are standing head up? But since the theory allows to travel to those parts of the earth where the people are said to hand head downward, and still to fancy ourselves to be heads upwards, and our friends whom we have left behind us to be heads downwards! LOL! What foolishness! TheWHOLE THING IS A MYTH - A DREAM - A DELUSION - and a snare, and, instead of there being any evidence at all in this direction to substantiate this popular theory, it is plain proof that the Earth is Not A Globe!

Also, be sure to know the Sun and Moon are about 3,000 miles away are both 32 miles across. The Planets are 'tiny.' Sun and Moon do Move, earth does NOT move, whirl, spin or gyrate (1 Sam.2:8, 1 Chr.16:30; Job 9:6, 38:4-6; Ps.96:10, 104:5, Is.13:10, Mic.6:2). Australians do NOT hang by their feet under the world... this is a FACT, not a theory! Also a Fact the Spinning, Whirling, Gyrating Ball World Planet, Globe Idea is Entirely 100% now and at all times in the Past, a RELIGIOUS DOCTRINE... a Blind Dogmatic Article of Faith in the Religion for the Blind unreasoning beast of prey. No earthly reason for a Sane, Upright Member of the Elite True Christians to subscribe to it. Also a Fact, today the Elite of Earth ALL live on the Flat World. Only the illogical, unreasoning "herd"... prefers the way-out occult weird theology of the old Greek superstitution earth a spinning ball! Both Copernecious and Newton, the inventors of the "modern" superstitions (400 year OLD modern) have said: "It is not possible for a Sane reasonable person to ever really believe these Theories." Thus sayeth Newton-Copernecious. What sayeth THOU?

But sick shit like this is where I draw the line:

A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However he should not penetrate, sodomising the child is OK. If the man penetrates and damages the child then he should be responsible for her subsistence all her life. This girl, however does not count as one of his four permanent wives. The man will not be eligible to marry the girl's sister.


A woman wants to abort a rape child? She should have thought of that before she walked down that dark alley without a male prescence, not to mention she should have thought before putting on revealing attire.

[Yes. It should (be legal). Otherwise you're screwing over the women who don't deserve their fate.]

Are you calling them victims now? Should've stayed in the house where it's safe.


[Talking about an eleven year old girl who was raped and then buried alive]

god was sacrificing this child as a way to show others the light. much as he did his own child. what a beautiful gift he has given us.

Monday, July 6, 2009

Remember that movie about Zombie Nazis?

It's playing at Fantasia and it's sure to be a classic.

The thing is playing as follows:

Screening Times

* July 11th, 2009
* •
* 11:45 pm
* •
* Hall Theatre

* July 13th, 2009
* •
* 1:00 pm
* •
* J.A. De Seve

* July 14th, 2009
* •
* 5:15 pm
* •
* Hall Theatre

* July 27th, 2009
* •
* 3:35 pm
* •
* J.A. De Seve

they have more stuff here and for those of you too stingy they do have a couple of events under the stars, for free.

The Gout

The gout is intense joint pain caused by high levels of uric acid in the blood. Usually, the pain is in the ball of the foot. The bad news is that the doctor says I probably have the gout. He made me take an X-Ray just in case it's something else. Tomorrow I will get a blood test done. Once the results are in, I'll find out whether or not it is the gout that is causing the intense pain in my foot.

Gout is associated with a high consumption of meats and alcohol, especially beer. I don't more meat than most, in fact, I probably eat less than the average male of my size. Beer is another story. I don't have a doubt that I have the gout. I did not hit my foot or anything, but it hurts like hell. No really, like hell; as if something was broken.

But don't be fooled, that doesn't mean I'm going to stop drinking beer. Hahaha,, what are you crazy? Just means I'll drink less of it. And I hear red wine is ok. So Nerdlord and I will be red wine buddies. I'll go from overendulging in the nectar of the Gods to sharing in the joys of Jesus' greatest miracle.

The good news is that the doctor says I probably have the gout. Considering the dietary changes I'll make, I'm guessing that I'll be choping 50 pounds of fat off my body and adding 5-10 years to my life!

Some people, when life hands them lemons, make lemonade. I make limoncello.

So, who wants to go for a beer?

Friday, July 3, 2009

I'm very productive at work today

Can someone PLEASE get their hands on this? Nerdlord, that means you. I have faith in your obscure film retrieval skills.

This kid's gonna get a cap in his ass.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

God Dammit!!!

So it's been 30 years and the guy who created this little plaything:

...has invented a new one: The Rubix 360

It's set to come out in August. It involves passing balls back and forth through 3 interlocking spheres. This is the part where we feel old and stupid because children are going to start solving it. But no worries, we'll be able to tell them that back in our days, 3-dimensional thinking was for the gays.

The problem is, I never solved the original, so now I only have a few months to do it before part 2. Actually, I did solve it by taking all the stickers off and placing them correctly, which is arguably thinking outside the box (or cube) hence a more creative way of thinking.


Super Sex Mix

Surfing the information superhighway as is my habit on hangover days, I was inspired by this question: What song do you like listening to while you make sweet sweet love?

At first I was going through a bunch of songs and then it hit me. One song? Holy premature ejaculator Batman, that ain't long. The Super Sex Mix thus imposed itself as an idea whose time has come. In my face.

Welcome to Barbarosa's Super Sex Mix Party in my pants!

Here's the list and the order.

1. Baby, baby by The Vibrators - - To get things started.

2. Thirupathi Vandha by Some Indian Dudes from the Thirupathi movie soundtrack - - To kick things up a few notches

3. Canon and Gigue in D major: I. Canon by Pachelbel - - Slow it down to let two become one. Cheesy, I know.

4. String Quartet No. 3 in F major, Op. 73 - Allegro non troppo by Dmitry Shostakovich - -Spicing things up a little

5. The Death of Love by Cradle of Filth - - Dude, it's Cradle.

6. Lustmord and Wargasm (The Lick of Carnivorous Winds) by Cradle of Filth - -I know it's gauche to have the same band twice in a mix and back to back at that, but did you read the title of the song? And I think the song itself would actually work very well with the sexo.

7. Fucking Hostile by Pantera from their Vulgar Display of Power album - - Bringin' it home

8. Te Comprendre by Sagacité - - For the post-sex caress.
9. Fuck You Tonight by Notorious B.I.G. - - To segue into Barnabarosa's Super Sex Mix Party 2

Your turn.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Cats 'n' Racks

Ferrets, waterfowl, stuffed animals, and even the occasional's the new thing! And apparently highly recommended!

My lover Patrick Watson

PW is giving a free show on Sunday night at the Jazz fest....I'll be there if anyone wants to join.
General Motors-21h.

Drifters by Patrick Watson

If anyone loves PW and Ballet as much as I do, you'll enjoy this video!

Grands Ballets Canadiens-Drifters