Wednesday, January 30, 2008

i heart italy (part 1 in a series of 1)

I hear India (number 12382 of a series)

"Police say the reason for the attack could be because Mr Kondaiah told too many people of the alleged magical powers of his right leg."

'nuf said.

BBC Story

Tuesday, January 29, 2008


And then this video made me realize how much time I was wasting.

PS: The air-guitar is amazing.


This video made me feel like my eyes are inadequate.


This video made me realize how much I need my fix. Can't wait 'till spring.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

The Solution to Every Problem You Might Face with Fat People

It's a fat world, after all

Disneyland announces plans to close the "It's a Small World" attraction to deepen its water channel after the ride's boats start getting stuck under loads of heavy passengers. Employees ask larger passengers to disembark - and compensate them with coupons for free food...

Tuesday, January 22, 2008


You didn't like my little movie? Enjoy this instead. I do apologize: it was late and I was sober (hence confused and out of my element).

Ugghhh.... I just imagined my zipper getting stuck to hers... ZIP!

Monday, January 21, 2008


No, not the jews.

Isn't it time we partied like the Japanese?

Have a good week.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Sweet Jesus

It doesn't matter how good you think you are, there will always be a 9-year old better than you.

Watch it 'till the end, it gets harder.

Sunday, January 13, 2008

My latest Maya creation. (not the girl, the software)

Ok. I know its far from perfect.
But still, I'm so proud of my latest baby.
snif... snif... I mean, snif... look at him!

p.s. This is why you guys havent seen me for the last 30 days or so.

Sycophantic Backstabber

Please come out.

Because once you accept it, the jokes will get better and more sophisticated. Stop beating around the bush and get in the tush!

PS: I did not enjoy searching for a photo for this post.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Sweet Prank

Faux de Cologne

SonntagsZeitung, a Swiss newspaper, published a two-page ad for Gucci Eau de Parfum that turns out to be a hoax by a prankster who took a picture of himself posing naked next to a bottle of the high-end scent.

Link to the story


What a sport!

Elegance! Barbarity! D'la dentelle! Des plombiers!

All that and players like this guy:

Alexander Ovechkin, a hockey player's hockey player.

He looks like a pirate! I guess he can afford to, he just signed a 13 year contract for 124 Million dollars!

Check out the hit at 1:31

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

you guys are way off!!!

the end of the world won't have anything to do with particles and horizons or holes or whatever you learned about in starwars... this guy's the one that we need to stop, and now! he just invaded poland!!!

oh, and toe blake's looking damn good this year guys!!! do i smell a cup???

Monday, January 7, 2008

What, me worry?

Infrared satellite camera reveals secret passageways beneath the soil.

To Bonerpants

If you knew anything at all about physics, you'd know that all local explosions lead to cosmic implosions.


Why I don't like swimming in the ocean:

Reason #78

..enough said.

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Our future

(Which one these is a really bad idea?)


You know, like many people, the movie Event Horizon scared the bejeesus out of me. And its subject matter is still a hot topic during evenings of shroom induced paranoia. But at least it remained fiction…until now.

Scientists around the world are lauding the coming inauguration of the great doomsday machine, the CERN Large Hadron Collider. Now, I don’t mind if the world suddenly explodes and everything perishes instantly. What I don’t like is the idea of being accosted by an eyeless Sam Neil at a cannibalism and scatophilia party.

And yes, its all very improbable but it is still possible! Of all people, you’d think scientists would understand that there is no simple answer to all of their flawed models and that searching for such an answer through shortcuts could only open up a world of pain. It is arrogant of them to think that their limited human insight on the universe and colorful optimism could warrant such reckless behavior. If they don’t know what the results of a particle acceleration of that caliber will be, how can they be so certain that the Earth won’t be sucked into a black hole? And furthermore, how do we know for certain that there isn’t flesh eating chaos on the other side? Already, some well informed scientists contest their generally lax state of mind with theories of their own.

To find out more about our impending eternal damnation, you can consult the following article. Make sure to read section 7: “Safety concerns”.

And remember, if, on a warm summer day in 2008, your body turns inside out or you notice that your next door neighbor is eating your fingers, or better yet, you have a strange sensation that time is going backwards or sideways, you'll know that it will have started here:

Friday, January 4, 2008

Artificial synapses (coming soon to your nearest living room)

Array of silicon nanowires integrated with live neurons.
Bi-directional communication between biological and electronic components.
Can control the electrical activity of cells.
Nanowires synthesized in silane gas generated vacuum, using gold nanocluster chemical vapour deposition technique.
Microchips coated with protein promoting neurite outgrowth.
Nanowires incorporated in chip have diameter of 20 nanometres (1nanometre is 1 millionth of millimetre)

This shit is for real, and happening now.

Prepare for organic computers baby.


So I took Bonerpants' dare and this was one of the first images to come up for a google search on Vagina Dentada.

...I mean, I wish Mel Gibson had a vagina too, but why the fuck does it have to have teeth? I guess nothing's free these days. He's so cute!

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Not cool man, not cool.

If you have not yet seen the trailer for this movie, now is the time.