Saturday, May 31, 2008

Montreal = Not New York

Yet another sad reminder.

Note to Montreal: Hire snazzier looking cyclists. When you finally get cheese by cycle delivery.

Scrapper briefing the constructicons. (production still)

Friday, May 30, 2008

For real.

For Real?

Before going to bed, I stumbled upon this Isolated tribe spotted in Brazil BBC News story.

I have feelings of amazement, incredulity and how can I get rich of this!

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Quiz Time!

With apologies to the Bike Snob.

Click on the right link. The wrong answer will be arousing. The right answer will be obvious, yet unsastifying.

Who is this man:

High Rolling Clem Lue Yat, Macau casino entrepreneur

Agile Clem Lue Yat, “The Master HairWeaver of the World.”

Investigative Clem Lue Yat, journalist and columnist at the Trinidad Guardian

Done the quiz? Thirsting for more info on the real Clem?

worst hockey logos ever

Quebec Rafales - IHL - 1996-97

Seattle Americans - WHL - 1956

Fayetteville Force - 1997-98

Springfield Indians - AHL - 1974-75

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Le pyre fransê qu'jé jamès vu

Aujourd'hui j'ai eu un incident sur mon serveru mysql (Ver 14.12 Distrib 5.0.38) et je voudrais vos avis éclairés pour éviter que cela se reproduise.
J'ai un serveur mysql-apache sur un Bi-Xeon quad-core, 4go de mémoire et 100Go de disuqe libre.
Une requête apparament assez importante à apparement générer un grand nombre de tables temporaires. Ce fesant cette requête à monopolisé tout le serveur mysql et locker toute les autres requêtes entrant.
Le serveur à litéralement gelé.
Comment pus je setter ce serveur pour tuer automatiquement un processus trop long.
voici le SHOW PROCESS lorsque le seveur à geler:"

I get the feeling that the guy who wrote this lives in our time zone. I blame the presence of English signs in stores for this travesty. But only the English signs, not the Chinese.


Hey, remember those alleycats I did a while back, when the Habs were still alive?

Well, they finally posted the video. Check it out. I'm the guy in blue and white.

Watch it even if you're not into biking, the videography is amazing and worth it on its own.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Because I Love You

Dschinghis Khan - Moskau

I vote for an instant and permanent addition to the Tshimo hitlist AND that this be the song of Summer 2008.

But that's not the gift that proves I love you.This is

and the winner is...

fuck all of you.

I don't want to be left out either.
My results are pretty good considering my dropped packet rate.

Suck on this!

For two years I thought my internet connection was shit. I just found out this morning that the problem was actually my router. You win this round, Bell.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Wikipedia article of the day.

I swear someone at the party on Friday asked me the difference between this:

and this:

but I just couldn't remember what it was.

Oh since it's the trendy thing to wave our virtual dicks around: my internet connection sucks. Of course, I'm at the other end of the house, in the basement.

Cheese'n crabs! I'm slow! I got outraced by a me bantha

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Nerd Time!

Try to out nerd this link!

Also, please share your results so we can laugh at whoever is the slowest.

Friday, May 23, 2008

If you catch all the references on this video...

then you spend as much time on the internet as I do.

PS: I looked for the risk application... it doesn't exist. :(

Thursday, May 22, 2008

R.I.P. The One They Call Ignacio

All hail the passing of a great one. He made us laugh; he made us cry. Now he's making us cry some more. A star that shines too bright cannot last.

I'm all vaklempt now.

I thought for a final tribute, I would post the last picture of his intact body, taken just before he was feasted on and whose bones the marrow was sucked out of by Shipwreck.. In it, you'll find his flacid, lifeless corpse; next to him, Salem's Lot, Shipwreck's minions.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

For Christ's Sake!!!

So I just got this email. Can you spot any errors?

Bonjour M XXXXX, j `espre que vous allez bien , le but de mon couriel et tout simplement pour savoir si vous avez bien aimer votre parti de paintball . Le but de mon couriel et aussi pour savoir si vous pourriez me donner votre numero de téléphone , parce que ont n `a oublier de vous remettre votre facture . Alors j `aimerais bien vous demander si vous avez un fax . Alors au plaisir de se plarler . Passer une tres belle journée.

And don't make a joke about my name being XXXXX.

Sex Education for Girls Pt 1 & 2

Part II

Part I

I put part one first because it goes straight to the meat of it!

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Thursday, May 15, 2008


I think you just reached a new level, or powered-up, or something because this has got to be one of the best comments I've ever read on the blog.

When you combine that photo with that name, and then mention switzermen and trotinettes, you definitely have a winner.


Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Fun for the whole family!

Jet-Man is Yves Rossy (from Switzerland) he is the first man ever to be able to fly with true wings and a jet-pack.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Friday, May 9, 2008



Is both what I'm electronically shiting on your faces AND "III: So Long Suckers is the third and final album by Finnish doom metal band Reverend Bizarre. Released on 8th August 2007, it is a double album.

The band originally planned to make two more albums, but decided in the end to wind up the band sooner with this double album. Some of the material that didn't make it on this album is planned to be produced by Peter Vicar, the guitarist from Reverend Bizarre.

The duration on the first CD (66:06) is not coincidental. The first draft at mastering the CD was adjusted by a few seconds to produce the three 6's in the duration.[1]"
source: wikipedia

I can't tell whether making a cd last 66:06 is a fun wink to metal culture, or a desperate metal cry for help. Considering the band's name, I'm going for option II.

Bonerpants, I expect to have a full, detailed and witty critique posted by the time I get back, which is May 19th.

ps Bonerpants, Can you and Yams finish the food I left: 1 pesto tortilla, 1 smallish tomato, some roasted red pepper hummus, sprouts and about 1.65 litres of coke.

pps If you were to sound-record the sound of sprouts sprouting and then it play it back only accelerated, the sound would be: sprouts.


I forgot what I wanted to post!

So, I, uh, found this on the fly by typing in forgot in googleimages.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Not Bad

But I've seen better. Did whoever posted this on youtube not check out Bonerpants' post a few weeks ago? Geez.

Napoleon Bonerpants's's' post

Monday, May 5, 2008


Wow, perhaps the greatest illustration of the 1st Law of Pranks

Thursday, May 1, 2008

So, about this Iron Man business.

I completely forgot that today was the premiere. Obviously it's too late for today but does anyone want to nerd it up either tomorrow or this weekend? I could go alone but then I know I'm bound to overhear an awkward conversation about which incarnation of the Green Lantern was better and I would have nobody to make sarcastic remarks to. And that would be a tragedy of epic proportions.