Contest!

Last night I was up chatting away with my roommates and the subject of funny slash ugly names came up. Last names like Slutsky, Uretoogay, Malaka, first names like Dick, Bernard-Vincent and whatnot. And wouldn't you it, this morning as I was perusing the internet I happened on a funny name.

Sheila Dikshit.

Like a fat man tumbling down a flight of stairs, a great idea came to me. Yup, it was time to eat.

What?

Shut-up lardo! Man, fat people are insiduous!

So anyways, I was thinking that funny names abound on the information superhighway, so let's have a go! Here's how its going to work. Or not, considering you guys: You need the name, picture and link.

like so:

Delhi Chief Minister Sheila Dikshit
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/5325034.stm

So I would rate this a 9 out of 13. Points for a great last name and seriousness of the source (BBC), penalized for a normal first name and lack of connection with the story. Oh wait a minute, she's forcibly kicking people out of their homes and destroying neighbourhoods. Dikshit she is. 11 out of 13 then.