Saturday, November 15, 2008

hello strangers



I'm sorry to announce that since moving to Seattle, I've become much too mature for your shenanigans. Quiet nights sipping aged scotch and reading Dostoevsky is my idea of fun. Thank you for your time.

6 comments:

Dementor said...

so woody's the awkward rapist bunny from suburbian america hell, but who's the other chick? Some kind of referee at the womens' mud wrestling league?

Which leads me to my next question: are there any women wrestling in the mud in Montreal, and if yes, where the shit are they?

Napoleon Bonerpants said...

rrrrrRworf!

Master of the Craw said...

We too have moved on from regularly imbibing cheap alcohol to discussing some of the better things in life over fine cigars and brandy. Subjects as of late have been: what piece of furniture will Nerdord detroy next? What happens if you draw a large phallus on Dave's face when he's passed out? And finally, how many hours can a man play video games without going insane? I will surely have the last one answered by the time I return from the asylmum.

Cheerio.

Karl Hungus said...

A man can play many many many many many many hours of video games before going insane.

Anonymous said...

Woods, did she suck your dick?

Karl Hungus said...

What's with you and dick sucking?