Friday, November 17, 2006

19 Bernard Is Gay



Behold the first gay blog. Not a blog about being gay, nonono. A gay blog. I know its the first gay blog because no one knew blogs had feelings, let alone sexual orientations. These days though, 19 is oriented like a minaret in a mosque: strong, hard, throbbing and eargerly awaiting any chance to jackhammer your blog's church door.

The secret is no more. Some would say it was already obvious, but now at least we can all be honest about it. Being outed feels good. The closet has been broken down and burnt.

Do you how hard it was for 19 to walk through the temptations of the Village with his father, 21 Bernard, and not be allowed to check out the savoury sweets? Vraiment, une époque révolue! Enough about the past, man. With all those new guys being erected...Like a bulge ripping through jeans, 19 has burst onto the scene. This needs to be savoured like tangy yogourt. This calls for a celebration. Time for a partayyyyyyyy! Be loud! Be proud! Gays know how to party better! Ain't no party like a 19 party.

Can I get a WHAT? WHAT?

P.S. Karaoke tonight at La Maisonnée, 5$ to help peepel hoo kant reed gud. 5383 avenue Gatineau, Métro Côte-des-Neiges 19h-ish

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

ok. let me be the first one to comment on this one. one one.

i would first like to denoncer the fact that i was suposed to have passwords today it think and it did not happen.

second: people think i am wired. and i said no we go have a souper with my friends look at the blog and it was about the soft house pet.


and third:

"lire deux courriels n'est pas nerd. Lire 5 courriel est nerd.

Come back when you're at 4, maybe we can talk about it."

i am back. i read 1 email + another email + myspace + spatistics on my website. and nomatter what my excuses can be i read 4 of them. please help!

Barbarosa said...

Yes, yes dear.

Dementor said...

Still trying to decrypt this one.
First point is really cloudy, but the second and third ones made me forget who I was. Luckily, I still have all crucial life instructions written on my package. Anyways, if you want to know how to cook pea soup, heres the link
http://www.cooks.com/rec/search/0,1-0,split_pea_soup,FF.html

alex trebek said...

your password is: cockstallion.

alex trebek said...

god it was so funny when that illiterate girl went up to sing a song but she couldn't read the words and she went "mmmmmmm....mmmmmm.... LOVE! A BAD NAME!!!" and then everybody laughed and she started crying!!!! hahahahahaha....
i gues it would have been a good idea not to let the illiterate in and just send them a check...