so, i noticed that this blog has taken a new cosinus lately... after the excruciatingly boring religious/hindu phase, we now find ourselves talking about sex in every single post. i feel slightly responsible for this and would wish to offer no excuse at all. we've also been talking about alcohol, drugs and rock n' roll... so, sex, beer, drugs and rock n' roll. keep on blogging people! irrevelancy is within our reach!!! oh, wait, we're beyond irrelevancy... what's beyond irrelevancy? is there a word for that concept? like "so irrelevant that even irrelevancy doesn't want to have anything to do with it"? are we about to make history by introducing the world to a new paradigm of uselessness? if so, i suggest we take advantage of te situation and name the concept after our beloved blog. i suggest the word "nineteenbernardancy".
the definition should read as such in a dictionary:
nineteenbernardant: n. 1 (often foll. by to) having no reference to the matter at hand at a level that was never reached before. 2 of which the degree of pertinence has fallen beyond the limits of what is acceptable. nineteenbernardancy n. ninetennbernardantly adv.
i will call the oxford dictionary at the oxford university press tomorrow.
8 comments:
Everyone knows that the word for going beyond irrelevancy is Black Hole Physics.
Stupid mathemagenius! Go suck on an Event Horizon! And while your at it, throw all the known laws of physics out the window, bitch!
But I digress. It was no intention of my to address this topic nineteenbernardantly.
*kisses*
What about when you're completely out of this universe irrelevant, in mind as well as in appearance, but in a sinister and skizophrenic way... would that be twentyonebernardantly?
Nope! That infinibernardantly.
infinibernardantly?
I dont get it.
I was referring to the only man who can claim twentyonebernardance, Mr Serge-Michel...
the dog at the window?
That dog is 2 smart for its own good. We should sell it to the butcher's the next time Serge-Miichel is hit by a car.
Inside, I am crying.
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