how bout some positivity... or positivitities?

in an effort to appease spc's anger at our crappy alcoholic attitude, let me say a few words of good whatever... good words or good vibes? words of hope maybe? or words of positive stuff that's cool and not depressing like saying "i ate too much and i can't stop farting, fuck this world!"... actually i didn't eat enough and i'm not farting at all. do think that if i start farting i won't be hungry anymore? i sucked in biology. i know about anuses, vaginas, tits and pussies, the four most important female body parts. or bodyparts? like cars? girls are kinda like cars really... i don't know how but they are. like, you can have sex in a car and you can go fast or really slow, and sometimes it's fun to go really slow and other times it pisses people off and sometimes it's fun to go fast but it can be dangerous and i heard some people have had their cocks bent in an explosion of weird pleasure and sudden striking pain. and the other reason why girls are like cars is that the nozzle of the thing at the gas station looks like a dick and the gas-hole (girls also have gas-holes, but different ones) looks like a vagina. well it doesn't but it does. and so when you get gas (girls get gassy too) it's like the gas station is fucking your car. so i guess men are gas stations and women cars. the other reason why girls are like cars are the car keys. you know, like keys are phallic and key holes are holes. so when you watch the nascar racing and you hear "gentlemen, start your engines!" what the guy really means is "bitch! get on your knees and hands and get ready for the ride of your life!" and you've noticed that nascar drivers wear a helmet? that's cause they're dicks and you should wear a rubber. and bus drivers don't wear helmets cause they're fags.
but that's not what i wanted to talk about at all... it's just that spc's comments about amazing sex have made me extremely horny. don't ask.
so i talked at this conference this morning and the audience was made up of grade 11 students who were taking part in a science forum. and i was part of the urban planning conference. and at first i thought, these kids are 16 years old, i'm gonna have to explain things really simply, i hope they'll understand what i'm trying to say. and i was kinda disappointed that i didn't get to say all i had to say... but anyway, i was really impressed with the questions they asked and their level of knowledge and concern for various political and environmental issues! they were amazing and i realized that they really wanted to get involved and change things and do stuff and learn stuff and discuss things! that's fucking awesome! and it's not like they were all nerds, they were regular 16 year old kids... and when i was 16 all i could think about was: sex, girls, drugs, booze, music, sex and girls... i guess i'm still 16 then.
so anyway, these kids gave me much hope about our future as i'm about to make my place as a professional, they're still trying to figure out what they're gonna do with their lives, but they certainly do know that they want to do good! I'll fucking drink to that all weekend next weekend, and then forget everything i learned.
ciao