Monday, November 6, 2006

Sexual attraction....

There is none.... on my side anyway....with the neighbour that is.

Why is it so hard to find a foul tempered, selfish, verbally and physically abusive boyfriend-husband that will dominate and humiliate me when we have sex?

9 comments:

alex trebek said...

sweet!! sex talk! i have absofuckinglutely no fucking clue who the fuck you are but i wish you some good fucking and i'm about to do the same. good night.

Barbarosa said...

Butter, why don't you ask your neighbour if he's that kind of man. I've always found chemistry can be worked on.

Dementor said...

You dont have to say please...
Get down on your knees... Shut up and suck on it you filthy whore!

You wanna know the difference between your dad and me!?
I'll fuck ya

Barbarosa said...

My life would be a lot better if I had not just read that.

Hamma said...

hotmail.comNo Amresh you cannot work on chemistry as there is a term in sexual attraction law that we must remember; "the desperation fuck", close cousin of the "beer goggles or camp goggles" or....desperation goggles, hey! I just made that up.

so when I met my neighbour I had my desperation goggles on. Now they are off and my stomach turns at the thought of him.

Karl Hungus said...

I've noticed that desperation goggles usually lead to lifelong scabs.

..or is that just me?

Dementor said...

hey, she asked for it.

Dementor said...

and about desperation goggles... that's nothing... wait till you put on your resignation goggles... last time I put them on I almost got e-coli up my dick from that old ground beef pack I found in the fridge.

alex trebek said...

what's great about all these goggles is that they're one size fits all....