Serious shit.

I've been scared more than once in my life by some really serious threats I've had to face, you know, like thunder, clowns, and hysterical menopaused women (sorry for the pleonasm), but this time its really serious. Let me assure you that my goal here is not to scare you or render you incapacitated through complete paranoia, although I know I certainly will. Since the beginning of times, humans have always had to... Since the beginning of humanity, humans... Since humans were humans, humans have always had to face many various threats in their violent history of violence, threats like squirrels with rabies, toxic panhandler breath, and the muslim community. But humans never have had to face THE WRATH OF THE STINGRAYS. Let me give you a timeframe of the recent events involving the attacks of this vile animal that some already suspect of being sent by the prince of darkness himself (i.e. anyone of olmert, ahmadinejad or ignatieff).

JULY 15TH 2006 : A commercial diver is killed when a stingray flies through his breathing hose and pulls him up from depth at a fatal rate of ascent.

SEPTEMBER 4TH 2006 : we all know what happened to our favorite australopitheque - Irwin got the stingraybarb through the heart, tragic death that would forever change the world ensued.

OCTOBER 24TH 2006 : a fisherman is startled by a stingray jumping out of the water right at him, he was startled no more when the stingray's barb struck him in the heart, rendering him inapt for life sustainment.

Read my lips people : S-C-A-R-Y
I dont know about you but theres no doubt in my mind : stingrays have declared war on us, and the only way to defend ourselves is to get rid of the oceans. Unfortunately the jews will probably not allow it, so we can only hope our demise will be quick and painless, which it probably will be; how painful can a barb through the heart be ?