creepiness #3

so i forgot to tell you the final chapter of my creepiness saga.
i was at a bar with a friend and bumped into king-prince-charles-edward III king of creeps... so i introduce him to my friend and say: "this is king the prince charles the third edward scissor hands of creepland, queen elisabeth the boat II's ex boyfriend."
needless to say that the king didn't like me calling him an "ex". i didn't know.
this story is not pointless, now you'll know that you should never introduce people again... let them do it for themselves. i wouldn't want you to introduce me to anyone anyway, i don't need new friends, the ones i already have already suck enough blue balls.
god day.