Monday, November 6, 2006

The bigger the waistband, the deeper the quicksand -Spinal Tap


 Ok, you know who you are. The person that left this in our mailbox this morning is most likely involved with this blog in some way. I don't know where the magazine went, so I had to search the seedy Internet to get a cover picture. (I'm sure some CIA wire tappers are having a field day with this now). I'm pretty sure it was this one. Here's the thing. This issue is from 2004! So obviously, the culprit has held on to this for awhile. At one point, someone had to go to a dep and look the clerk in the face while purchasing this item. Knowing you guys, this would hardly be an obstacle. So come on, somebody? I'm just curious. And don't be telling
me fantasy stories about a Big Butt Magazine fairy. That would just be ridiculous!

Oh, and I sould mention that it took me over an hour to notice the pinup that Cassinova left in
my room. Thanks, once again a good display of initiative.

4 comments:

alex trebek said...

you don't know where the magazine went??
has amresh's bedroom door been closed for a while now?

alex trebek said...

oh and god luck encrypting the magazine! you're fucked pif!

Dementor said...

You ungrateful bastard!
Cant you kids appreciate anything?
Do you know what I would give to put my hands on this fine piece of erotic art?

uhhhh...Look at those cheeks... those fat, flubby cheeks... hmmmmm....

ooohhh....

aaaaahhh....

ahhh...a a...aa.... aaaAAAAMEN

alex trebek said...

so is amen the new YYEEE-HHAAAA! when we come?? i think i'll adopt it.
seriously people... try to say "done" with a straight face when you come and see what happens... hilarious times... for real, i tried it before.