Thursday, January 4, 2007

Internet Adventures (part 4 of a series)

Wow, life just keeps throwing 'em at me. No, not STDs, stories. Hey, did you hear that we're supposed to start saying STI (infection) now? Makes sense to me. Anyways, back to my subject.

So the other day, as I am wont to do, I was perusing the internet and lo and behold what do I see but this picture:



My story continues after I finish this sentence. Some of you might remember that I dated this girl called Aurelle back in the spring of 2006. Well, she looks exactly like that! So now I am left wondering about so called netiquette. Do I build an anonymous email and let her know? And if so, how do I word it? My colleagues, I am currently mentally leaning on your online shoulders for some support.



ps Here's looking at you qibiche for the name change. Smooth move.

8 comments:

alex trebek said...

did you find that picture before or after you unzipped your pants?? she's kinda hot.. in a "girl next door taking a shower and i surprise her with my camera while her parents aren't home but she doesn't mind and i realize she may be a litlle to slutty cxause she should have at least jumped but instead she's only loking at me like she's begging for my cock and it's highly ujnusual cause all the girls i surprised while they were taking a shower yelled and shouted and cried and tried to hit me and i even had to get rid of a body once but i won't get into that..." kinda way.

Jobless in January said...

You only need to hide your identity if you 1. took the picture 2. took pictures of each other 3. did the ol'fuck'n chuck

How dirty is the site you found the picture on?

p.s thx for the props

Barbarosa said...

I see. I did not take the picture, but I was thinking that maybe the best route was to use the old "what she doesn't know, doesn't hurt her". 'Cause what does it change if she knows about the pic...

Jobless in January said...

where is the pic on the web? then I can tell you with a better idea of it's relevance

Barbarosa said...

I don't know. Somewhere in the vast Porn Hinterland

Woody Esplanade said...

who the fuck stole Jean-Michel's anchoix pasta. (says I)

Master of the Craw said...

i must confess. i took it. the picture and the pasta. i also am responsible for global warming and for whenever the habs get destroyed by shitty teams.

Dementor said...

I thought it was El Nino's fault. For the anchoix disapearing, that is.