One solution is to get thrown into prison. But the problem with that is how do you get there without hurting someone? Browsing the int' (net is so 90s), I discovered the perfect victimless crime to land you in prison for a long time. Drug smuggling! Sweet!
Here's the plan: When you are down to your last few hundred bucks, go to the Central Bus Station, buy a ticket to, say, Smuggler's Notch.
Then, with the rest, cross the street. At Square Berri, pick up a bunch of really shitty drugs. Get on the bus. Ride that bus to the border. Get caught. Boom! Prison, nobody gets hurt. Who's gonna want to beat up an old man, let alone clean his pipes?
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Or, you could take a load of said drugs and go out in a blaze of insanity.
Duly noted.
My already semi-senile friend, worry not your mind with such futile plans, your retirement is completely organized and I am sure that in 5 years from now there will be more than enough space to accomodate you in ze asylum.
You're SOOOOOOOOOO not gonna make it to old age, man. Get real!
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