Friday, January 12, 2007

Dear Trebek,


You're right... I am a whore... punish me... take your strong manly hand, wrap it around that braided leather whip, and make me yell for mercy. Hurt me so hard that I am begging you for forgiveness. Lash my taught smooth ass until it burns a pinkish red...
Then with your left hand, pat my pretty little cheeks and call me a whore. Whisper to me how stupid I am. Stand over me with your big, long, whip and make me beg ~ make me beg ~

3 comments:

Barbarosa said...

Could you guys get a room?

alex trebek said...

it's not funny anymore, i know who you are and you're not some new idiot, just a slightly colder idiot... you've got about as much imagination as a tv dinner platter... night night.

Dementor said...

Could you guys get a broom?

and broom off Qibiche's remainings after that devastating blast from trebek?