Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Bicycle Physics part 2

In order to avoid further torn ankles or flipping over your handlebars, please dress like this and ride featured speed demon.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

that's huge chainring!

Anonymous said...

please insert ''a'' in appropriate place.

Dementor said...

no, thats tiny bicycle.

Dementor said...

or cyclotron.

Dementor said...

I wonder how much a fiberglass cyclotron would go at these days.
The problem with these things is they're as flashy as they're hard to put a lock on. But then again it probably has an electric field with integrated voice recognition as security feature.

Master of the Craw said...

It comes with its own ED-209 to protect it.

Master of the Craw said...

Now that I think about it, when they demoed the ED-209 why the fuck would they do it with live ammo?
Stupid OCP.

Napoleon Bonerpants said...

what?!

Dementor said...

Please tell me that wasnt a Robocop 3 reference.
Please.

Dementor said...

come to think about it, that girl on the cyclotron could make for a helluva Robocyclopcop.

Karl Hungus said...

Dildo, you are a fucking super-geek! Holy shit!

Master of the Craw said...

In my defense they were passing Robocop 1 on TV last weekend. And I would never make a reference to Robocop 3 since that movie was absolutely awful.

Dementor said...

well then check yourself man, cause the ed-209 fell in the stairs, and then later on robocop blasted it with one of those big guns. The OCP had nothing to do with its demolition.

Master of the Craw said...

oh no, i was referring to the scene where the executives are demonstrating the ED209 and the thing malfunctions and ends up gunning down one of the executives.

although, to split hairs with you a bit, since Robocop was an OCP product technically OCP did demolish the ED209.

Dementor said...

I beg to differ. While Robocop was indeed created by a division of the OCP, he was clearly not following the OCP's directives at the moment of the ED-209's demise, since the clumsy robot was in effect standing between robocop and the OCP executives, whom he properly intended to terminate. Even more so, when confronting Dick Jones, the head of the OCP, his program could not compute his human decision to kill him, since there was an implemented procedure that forbided him to harm any OCP executive, thus proving my point.

Anonymous said...

thus proving my disgust.

Dementor said...

thus proving you must be looking at a mirror.

Dementor said...

And I just got the Demoed part.
I kept on reading demolished.
Crazy how my brains work.

Master of the Craw said...

Sometimes I'm not sure it even does.
Both mine and yours. And bonerpant's.

Dementor said...

weeeeellll get this for brain works: I just got my grade in discrete mathematics.... lets just say its somewhere close to over 100%... thats right...102%
so guess who came first in his class... you guessed it, the Nerdlord himself, geek squad 2008represent.

Master of the Craw said...

I passed that class with an A+ so unless you get an A++ at best I'd say our brains are equally damaged.