Friday, August 22, 2008

A Nerdy Cool Fusion

You know how black people are cooler than white people? It's a fact of life actually. If everything Midas touched turned to gold and everything Hitler touched turned to shit, everything black people touch turns to cool. I mean, they even made the ghetto cool!

Now think of a nerdy cyclist wearing an ill-fitting helmet with a reflective vest and safety flags.

Can you fathom the fusion of the two?

I believe it would be a little something like this:

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

these statements of yers dont shake me in my believes. Cause you're sayin: Black are cool.
But you're not black, therefore you aint cool. Therefore whatcha says is cool realy aint. Therefore blacks aint cool.