Friday, December 8, 2006

As you know

Life is full of pitfalls, and spittirs-koswels. Anyhoo, I have come to the conclusion that the basis of living a "good life" is finding the tight juicy middle between short-term pleasure (STP) and long term pleasure (LTP), otherwise known as middle-term pleasure (MTP). Many different actions can lead to this temporal Shangri-La, for example, jerking off while investing in your RSP is the typical example.



But please beware the nefarious STPs known as LTP killers (LTPK). Fine examples of these are drinking until you puke or almost on a weekday. Which can only get compounded by going to bed at 5am, after a Bolivian Hike. Say NO! to LTPK!



On the switch side, there are also LTPs known as STP killers, but in my milieu, they are only known through vague and unaccounted mythology, so I have no example for you.

6 comments:

Jobless in January said...

What?
penéné?

Napoleon Bonerpants said...
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Napoleon Bonerpants said...

You're wrong Amresh, the hike was after the drinking binge followed by bad sex nuit blanche, not before. And its definitely not a LTPK if you're bringing it up more than a year afterwards.

Napoleon Bonerpants said...

Hey, Amresh, what happenned to all the counter stats. Its all shitty now. I need answers!

Barbarosa said...

You wanna know what happenned? YOU!

Dementor said...

The army would be one good example of an STP killer. Getting married would be another. And moving to a bad neighborhood in Sierra Leone also. Emasculation is a definite.