The Case Against Helmets. Exhibit A.

I just got back from Spazz's and he was just fine.
He actually looked better than before his bike crash.
And even though he bought a helmet, you just know he's not gonna wear it.
And rightly will he do so, because helmets are useless.
If you still don't believe it, take a good look at the picture below.


Notice how the only guy in the crash who actually looks comfortable and doesn't seem to be experimenting a near death experience is the only one without a helmet?
(the guy on the side doesn't count, he's not even riding his bike)