Monday, April 7, 2008

Nazis = Bad


Joey ''Gobiliscious'' Goebbels




I'm sick and tired of hearing ''The Nazis did this'', ''Thanks to the Nazis we have that that'', as if all they did were good things and that it would be peace on earth if they had managed a thousand year reich, instead of a four year one. Well, I'm here to expose the truth. The modern torch relay was introduced by Joseph Goebbels, as part of an effort to turn the games into a glorification of the Third Reich.


Yes, the Nazis are responsible for the destruction of Tibet. Thus, they are bad.

Not only that, but they've completely decimated Tibet's polar bears, whales and baby seals. Its like they sent this lovable fauna to a concentration camp, but instead of learning how to concentrate, they were killed. Animal youth-in-asia killings I tell you. Animal youth-not-in-asia-anymore is what they should call it.

New York Times article

Also in the article is how the Nazis popularized the dreaded Olympic quintring. And ok, the article does not mention the culling of the Tibetan polar bear, Tibetan whale or Tibetan baby seal, but the fact that there aren't any living there is proof enough for me.



I keep on telling you people that the Nazis did bad deeds, but noooo, you don't want to listen. Now is the time I say: ''See, I told you so.''

See, I told you so.

See, I told you so.

3 comments:

Dementor said...

what do you mean?

Master of the Craw said...

Ok, ok, so the Nazis were douchebags but regarding the first war Franz Ferdinand had it coming. Apparently, he was a real dick. Sometimes, he would invite the heads of other states over for diner and only serve them a thimble full of cod liver oil. Also, he was known to fart in his carriage and then forbid anyone from opening the window because he "enjoyed his own brand".

Barbarosa said...

Another truth exposer!