Saturday, March 22, 2008

Gross

So apparently a new procedure has been developed to permanently keep a hole in a cow's stomach, accessible to those who want to examine how different types of cattle feeds are digested. Supposedly it causes no pain or harm to the cow. I think it's awful because it makes me want to give the cows a good stomach fucking, and that's not right. Not right at all.





6 comments:

Master of the Craw said...

Ewgh... I'd hate to lose my wrist watch in that.


Also, I can't decide if that would be the best or worst drug mule ever.

Barbarosa said...

wtf?! Now we'll start finding syringes in our milk.

Master of the Craw said...

Jeez, don't you white people know anything about the drug trade? You don't smuggle needles with your heroin, that would be stupid. Like white person stupid.

I mean, would you smuggle cocaine in people's noses?

SB, you're out of the Cartel. I'm promoting Candyman to Commandante.

Karl Hungus said...

Si Senior!

Anonymous said...

smuggling coke in your nose may actualy be the wisest thing to do!

"no officier, i ain't no smuggler, i'm just your average addict!"

Dementor said...

No pain?!
No pain my ass!
What if its raining?
what about bugs man?
Do you know how fucking painful that would be? Having a bee sting directly inside your stomach?

Where's PETA when you need them.