Wednesday, March 28, 2007

End of the 19

Enter the twilight years.

I used to fantasize about some ruthless developer wanting to bulldoze the 19 Bernard into a golf course, thus prompting the lot of us to go on a Goonies like escapade to find a one-eyed Willie. I forgot to consider the inevitability that we would just grow out of it in the end. You know, like hippies and shit.

So, three of the four roommates have confirmed that they are leaving. As the seasonal caretaker of the place, I feel the need to resist to this current trend. So, unless two or three really cool people have something to suggest, we’ll have to change the name of this blog. Although a part of me truly wants to adopt a somewhat healthier lifestyle, I still feel like I need the folly of others to keep me in check.

So yeah, whoever you are, you have one day to reply. Otherwise, I’m buying some bachelor pad deep in Ikea hell. And chances are, the great beast will have digested me before I could ever stab it in the heart.

11 comments:

Woody Esplanade said...

a tear...

Anonymous said...

noooooooo!!!!
ok ok ok ok ok ok ok!!!! we'll find cool people!!! i don't want this party-central to die!!!where am i going to go? the 19 must live!!! i'll write to the newspapers and the mayor and organize a protest and go on a hunger strike!!!
but i won't move in with you.

Karl Hungus said...

I'm thinking mass suicide. Send the place out in a blast. People will remember it for years! And later on, when our kids ask us about....oh no .... wait... nevermind.

Anonymous said...

i vote for puri to stay there and breathe to move in with you... then, find a hot girl that you can share....

Karl Hungus said...

By the way, you're a shitty salesman. I can't believe you're trying to recruit and you didn't even post an image, video, or porno link.

"Yeah! Yeah! Me Me Me! I want to live in Lametown!!!"

Karl Hungus said...

Mmmmmmmm. Hot girl.

Barbarosa said...

What about Merry-Helen?

Napoleon Bonerpants said...

So Amresh, I mean Ram, I'm meeting the landlord tonight to confirm. This has to be made official so we don't get screwed over. I really didn't expect you to leave town at such a crucial stage. I hope your signature won't be needed.

Master of the Craw said...

oh noes... it's the end of an era.

what spurred this shift in 19 bernard politics?

Dementor said...

So when do we kill the cats?

Karl Hungus said...

I smell a BBQ!!!