Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Overheard at the 19

Ram : So what are you guys wearing for my party?
Cassinova: Can I go as a jew?
Ram: Sure.
Cassinova: Nice. I'm going to shave my head.
Ram: Sweet. I'm glad you mentionned that, 'cause I was going to suggest you wear a yellow armband with a star of David on it. But then I thought it would be inappropriate for me to say so.
Cassinova: I meant going as a hasidic woman.
Ram: Oh.


Not Overheard Yet

Ram: So I hear they're planning on making Auschwitz more contemporary. What does that mean? Hire Britney Spears to play the role of #4872902 ?

pssst, I'm kind of bad with these things. Was that going too far? It was the number, wasn't it?


alex trebek said...

aaahh... shit! you made me jerk off in my office again!

alex trebek said...

yeah i said office... but i really ain't that important. in fact i'm not important at all. and i'm not fat. or rich. or bright. well, i'm brighter than you, but that's a given. anyway, office is a word i dislike.

Barbarosa said...

I think you meant that comment to be on the election post, no?

Napoleon Bonerpants said...

Jew crazy, ese!

Anonymous said...

I don't get it.