Monday, March 12, 2007

Shit, I Gotta Stretch My Excuse!

It ain't my b-day nymore but let's just say I haven't gone to sleep yet, soze the samez day.

Anyways, I'll spread some propaganda and you and get aways with 'cause its my birthday.

Two-wheel stats:

If you cycle regularly, you can expect to be as fit as an average person 10 years younger.

On a bicycle, you can travel up to 1,037km on the energy equivalent of a litre of petrol.

Cyclists absorb lower levels of pollutants from traffic fumes than car drivers. ( This leaves me perplexed)

On average, cyclists live two years longer than non-cyclists.

"When I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the human race." HG Wells

"Be part of the future, it feels good!" Ram Puniyani


Barbarosa said...

That one giant wheel reminds me of what will happen when, randomly, Piernitas chooses "Build motion machine" out of the chores char.

Jobless in January said...

This was you most profound entry~! I am so moved, I think it is time to pull out me wheels~!

Oh and happy be-laited my love~! poor timing on my part, please understand things have been a bit on the crazy side. XOXOXOXOX

Anonymous said...

Not to mention that biking will give you testicular cancer, if it hasnt got you killed on the road before. I tell ya, those things should be left only for minges to ride. Then their lack of spacio-visual skills would only hurt themselves. Thats what I say, and you can lay to that.

Napoleon Bonerpants said...

Also, sitting all day on a bike can give you an acute case of Fat-Ass. Go running, you'll be able to rely on your legs, not your tires. Plus, the only danger are those cyclist fuckers on overpasses. But a few spiked tracks can take care of them.

Barbarosa said...

duke's comments = rubbish

Karl Hungus said...

Duke's comments = misplaced anger

Barbarosa said...

Duke's life = misplaced anger

Anonymous said...

My anger is well placed : deep and well pounded in your mother's minge.

Napoleon Bonerpants said...

Duke's gettin' upset!