Monday, February 19, 2007

Monthly Contribution

G.I joe 25th aniversary~!

up for auction:
  1. Baroness
  2. Scarlett
Bids start at..... well, what's it worth to ya~!?


Napoleon Bonerpants said...

Kinda like Betty and Veronica, but with plastic tits.

Karl Hungus said...

Instead of paper ones?

Karl Hungus said...

So here's the deal:

Whoever wants to be the Baroness has to be someone I've slept with. This is because I am Destro. The Baroness and Destro have always gotten it on. Of course, if you would like to be the baroness and you have not slept with me, arrangements can be made.

Whoever wants to be Scarlett has to be someone I've always wanted to sleep with but never could. This is because as a child I wanted to bang Scarlett but couldn't because, well, I was a child and she was a cartoon.

Napoleon Bonerpants said...

Yeah but whoever takes scarlet will eventually have to sleep with Duke while in the throes of combat triggered pashion

Napoleon Bonerpants said...


Dementor said...

cmon, joes dont have sex.

thats for sissy toys like heman.