Saturday, April 23, 2011

Well that Interview Changed my Opinion of Him

12 comments:

Dementor said...

Who the fuck is this?

Why should I care?

Napoleon Bonerpants said...

I fast forwarded to 0:34 and realized "Who is this wanker and why should I care?"

Seriously. What fucking plane are you living in and when are you going to stop watching cable bullshit? Is that the Mindfreak guy? Is it? Who the fuck? Who is this asshole?

Napoleon Bonerpants said...

I got to 1:25. he's the 69 eyes guy isn't he? That Peter Steel wannabe.

Napoleon Bonerpants said...

Ok, so I wikipediaed this douchebag and still don't understand:
a) Why he's famous
b) Why you're talking about this guy in a way that we should be familiar with him
c) Why I'm wasting my time typing this shit

Barbarosa, you're my closest, oldest friend...but fuck you for posting this.

Napoleon Bonerpants said...

Ok, maybe I was a bit harsh there. Barbarosa, it's nothing against you, but this Izzy Straddlin' scarf wearin' leather panted, snake skin boot wearin'...if the makers of Natural Born Killers made up some random famous guy for its plot, only to have him survive the onslaught out of sheer injustice...Is this for real? I'm losing my shit thinking that reality could be such a parody of whatever greater reality there could have been.

Napoleon Bonerpants said...

Dude, I'm really sorry for going off like that. A lesser man would have just erased his comments and pretended they never happened. But I wear my shame with pride.

Barbarosa said...

Well, he's Russell Brand. He was in "Get Him to the Greek", "Arthur", he's going out with Katy Perry; ie, he's a total product of the star system.

What I liked about the interview is that he was frank and philosophical about the shittiness of celebrity culture.

I guess I should have been more explicit, but I thought you guys would get it. Colour me disappointed.

Barbarosa said...

Also, he had a nice vocabulary and I like shit like that.

Dementor said...

who gives a shit, we're all getting cancer... snif... ALL OF US.

Napoleon Bonerpants said...

Who's Katy Perry?

Barbarosa said...

I'm not answering, because I don't feel like changing my nickname to Google.

Dementor said...

who's Google?