Monday, June 30, 2008
So beer + park tomorrow?
I figure, it's Canada day so the Montreal cops MUST be lenient. Although of course it's also possibly going to be jammed packed.
i know I could do a facebook event but this is so much more old school and therefore intrinsically better.
also, pic totally unrelated
Hey Nerdlord!
Here is that pic you could not see, with accompanying text. Yes, it is an advance birthday present.
"Yes, I know this is stupid. In fact the text below is both oddly misogynist and oddly non-sensical. I suspect either an Asian-American or an Appalachian-American to be behind this. Yes, my last propos was oddly racist. That being written, the picture is oddly alluring (I mean, a ninja with heels?!) and I could not resist adding it to my ninja pic series."
Argentine Football Hero
I wanted to make a joke about Argentina not even qualifying for Euro 2008, but I think that would a bit too stupid, even for this blog. Also, it would take away some of the humiliation duly reserved for England.
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Monday, June 23, 2008
Ninja III
Yes, I know this is stupid. In fact the text below is both oddly misogynist and oddly non-sensical. I suspect either an Asian-American or an Appalachian-American to be behind this. Yes, my last propos was oddly racist. That being written, the picture is oddly alluring (I mean, a ninja with heels?!) and I could not resist adding it to my ninja pic series.
Sunday, June 22, 2008
Saturday, June 21, 2008
19 Bernerd
The nerditude of this blog is well implemented and not about to go. Sorry Woody, too late. (and Candyman shut up, you're a Nerd for 50 weeks/year, the other two you spend in summercamp. Please.)
Friday, June 20, 2008
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Monday, June 16, 2008
On a Higher Quality Note
I read they made this with opensource software...imagine adding transformers!
Not Spore
Ok, so Spore looks like it is to be best of all-time, until the next one. It looks so cool, it looks like you could create a creature that creates a society that creates GTAIV!!!!
That is not why I write to you today. No, no, no.
It is to write about bunny wabbits. Cute little bunny wabbits.
Meet Shipwreck's new Halloween costume.
That is not why I write to you today. No, no, no.
It is to write about bunny wabbits. Cute little bunny wabbits.
Meet Shipwreck's new Halloween costume.
Yeah Dave, whats your point?
Here's my spore : Phalus Gigantus Carnivorus
I cant wait to make that game 18+
I cant wait to make that game 18+
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Quit it!!!!!
You guys are acting like a bunch of Nerd-Fags!!! Are you trying to destroy this blog. Go outside and get a fucking life!!! It's starting to smell like sweat and McDonald's in here!!!
I bringing this blog back to it's roots.
I bringing this blog back to it's roots.
Spore creature creator hitting soon.
I know i've sort of mentioned this to people before and I think nobody knew what the fuck I was talking about but here are some videos of people using the creature creator (which is a demo, the full version of the entire game will be much more extensive and interesting).
this is the one I made:
and this is what jumpstarted the whole thing 2 or 3 years ago now:
edit:
i just found this one:
screw this, just read this thread if you have a few hours to waste. there are some gems there, like a winged bratwurst on page 2.
this is the one I made:
and this is what jumpstarted the whole thing 2 or 3 years ago now:
edit:
i just found this one:
screw this, just read this thread if you have a few hours to waste. there are some gems there, like a winged bratwurst on page 2.
Share the load!
to celebrate ignacio's new name and to celebrate the fact that he is now referring to himself in the third person here as some little nuggets:
Lord of the rings: Potatoes
Boromir's plan
Boromir's OTHER plan
credit goes to piano for coming up with the name.
Lord of the rings: Potatoes
Boromir's plan
Boromir's OTHER plan
credit goes to piano for coming up with the name.
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Friday, June 13, 2008
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
It's a man's world. More specifically...
It's an old white man's world. Its always been and will always be. Poor old hag didnt understand that, even though its damn obvious : what do you expect from a world where even queens get the lowest denomination bills. My point is, until they learn to grow a moustache and piss in the upright, bitches are bound to serve us men. Serve us and wear thongs.
Anyways. Now next to do is explain to the coloured boy the part he didnt get.
Candyman you lost your bet. I'm still in for Mccain.
Tuesday, June 10, 2008
New Trend (suggested)
As we all know, fat chicks have been the butt of countless jokes; perhaps that stems from them having so much bum to share...
In fact, I found a website that not only ridicules fat chicks, but ridicules a rather specific type of fat chick, fat chicks with party hats!?! I was disapointed in the site, but nonetheless, its mere existence says a lot, nay?
I had a really hard time choosing any of the hilarious fat chick stuff on the net. I decided to go with the one that best proved my point.
All that to say that it's high time we got over fat chicks and started heaping scorn on overly skinny chicks; perhaps we can call them Anoretchsicks or Annoychicks or No-Racks. They are no less unattractive than fat chicks. It simply opens up a whole new éventail of comedy!
Furthermore, I believe we should beging laughing at anoreksicks out of compassion. Compassion for fat chicks that is. Summer is hard enough on them. It's hotter for them, they're stickier and sweatier than usual. I say fat chicks get summers off and anoretchsicks get winters off: they must get real cold and winter clothes make you look really fat.
Either that or we use the ''kick them when they're down method'' and reverso the seasons on their plump/boney asses!
In fact, I found a website that not only ridicules fat chicks, but ridicules a rather specific type of fat chick, fat chicks with party hats!?! I was disapointed in the site, but nonetheless, its mere existence says a lot, nay?
I had a really hard time choosing any of the hilarious fat chick stuff on the net. I decided to go with the one that best proved my point.
All that to say that it's high time we got over fat chicks and started heaping scorn on overly skinny chicks; perhaps we can call them Anoretchsicks or Annoychicks or No-Racks. They are no less unattractive than fat chicks. It simply opens up a whole new éventail of comedy!
Furthermore, I believe we should beging laughing at anoreksicks out of compassion. Compassion for fat chicks that is. Summer is hard enough on them. It's hotter for them, they're stickier and sweatier than usual. I say fat chicks get summers off and anoretchsicks get winters off: they must get real cold and winter clothes make you look really fat.
Either that or we use the ''kick them when they're down method'' and reverso the seasons on their plump/boney asses!
A true tragedy of the modern ages.
Yesterday I made a discovery that would change my life forever. Unfortunately I cant finish this post cause I've just received an urgent call. The world needs reverso. Duty calls. I shall be back with more mind blowing tales for you my brethrens.
Inversely yours, Reverso.
Free information isn't quite so free anymore.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7446637.stm
A private sector big brother is just as scary as a public sector one.
Three of the biggest US internet service providers have agreed to block access to bulletin boards and websites that carry images of child sex abuse.
The firms - Verizon, Sprint and Time Warner Cable - will also provide more than $1m (£500,000) to fund efforts to remove child sex sites.
The agreement was brokered by New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo.
Previous attempts to crack down on child pornography have been resisted by the industry.
Internet companies had previously argued that they could not be held responsible for how individuals communicate with other individuals online.
Law enforcement agencies therefore concentrated on targeting the producers of images of child sex abuse rather than the ISPs.
'Graphic'
Mr Cuomo's initiative represents a new approach.
"You can't help but look at this material and not be disturbed," the New York Times quoted Mr Cuomo as saying.
"To say 'graphic' and 'egregious' doesn't capture it," he added.
Agents from Mr Cuomo's office conducted an eight-month investigation into the ISPs before the agreement was reached.
They posed as ISP subscribers and complained to the companies that they were allowing images of child sex abuse to proliferate in spite of customer service agreements pledging to discourage such activity.
Mr Cuomo's office threatened the ISPs with charges of fraud and deceptive business practices.
In an attempt to avoid the charges, the firms agreed to Mr Cuomo's terms, including the agreement to block access to child sex sites.
The agreement will affect customers across the US.
Negotiations with other service providers to broker similar agreements are continuing, according to Mr Cuomo.
A private sector big brother is just as scary as a public sector one.
What's That Sound?
"We are getting closer to simulating the real world," Bijan Davari, vice president of next generation computing systems at IBM, told BBC News.
BBC story
Monday, June 9, 2008
Fuck Metallica
I wanna see this on Guitar Hero! And no, not on some Uzbekistani internet version of Guitar-Hero.
I would also like the intro-explanation to be included. Thank you.
I would also like the intro-explanation to be included. Thank you.
Sunday, June 8, 2008
Saturday, June 7, 2008
Friday, June 6, 2008
GTA 4
Really a Grand game.
Why you may ask? Aside from all the grandness, because of those magic moments that are all so very special and full of splendor. I went and rented me the game and right now, well, Nikko's cruising around on the hudson river in a beautiful little yacht, and guess who's enjoying the magnificient view with him? (Me of course but who else?)
!!!A dead rabbi!!!
He's there lying on the yacht's floor and I cant/dontwanna get rid of him!
He's fucking beautiful, in his 70's and he's in a perfect crime scene silhouette pose too eh?!
eh!? aint it fucking beautiful?!!? I'M CRUSING WITH HIM ON THE RIVER!!!
IN A YACHT!!! A DEAD RABBI!!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGG!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!!!!
Why you may ask? Aside from all the grandness, because of those magic moments that are all so very special and full of splendor. I went and rented me the game and right now, well, Nikko's cruising around on the hudson river in a beautiful little yacht, and guess who's enjoying the magnificient view with him? (Me of course but who else?)
!!!A dead rabbi!!!
He's there lying on the yacht's floor and I cant/dontwanna get rid of him!
He's fucking beautiful, in his 70's and he's in a perfect crime scene silhouette pose too eh?!
eh!? aint it fucking beautiful?!!? I'M CRUSING WITH HIM ON THE RIVER!!!
IN A YACHT!!! A DEAD RABBI!!!!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGG!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGH!!!!
Thursday, June 5, 2008
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
In response to SB
you know what, just buy audio surf and play that instead. you can pretty much load up any song you want and it will play it.
last one, for kicks:
nobody will know what it's about.
last one, for kicks:
nobody will know what it's about.
What's the Point?!?!?!
Suddenly, I've become excited again!
From metallica.com, the official website:
"Metallica Guitar Hero game . . . fact or fiction?
An all Metallica Guitar Hero game . . . fact or fiction? Idle internet gossip, wishful thinking, or the real deal? Let's just say that perhaps, just maybe, if you've already mastered "One" on GHIII there might be a pile of 'Tallica songs in your future.
More details later this summer . . ."
Count me in!
From metallica.com, the official website:
"Metallica Guitar Hero game . . . fact or fiction?
An all Metallica Guitar Hero game . . . fact or fiction? Idle internet gossip, wishful thinking, or the real deal? Let's just say that perhaps, just maybe, if you've already mastered "One" on GHIII there might be a pile of 'Tallica songs in your future.
More details later this summer . . ."
Count me in!
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Dunkin Stupidity
http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/080529/dunkin_donuts_ad_pulled.html?.v=2
note, the emphasis is mine. Italics for the right wing nutjob and bold for the anthropologist's reply. Even the gauchos in the patagonia wear a variation of the kaffeyeh (although it's not called that and isn't made of cotton) but I doubt the campesinos have any idea where palestine is nor what their plight might be.
Dunkin' Donuts pulls Rachael Ray ad after complaints
Thursday May 29, 12:16 pm ET
By Mark Jewell, AP Business Writer
Dunkin' Donuts pulls Rachael Ray ad over scarf that some see as terrorist symbol
BOSTON (AP) -- Dunkin' Donuts has pulled an online advertisement featuring Rachael Ray after complaints that a fringed black-and-white scarf that the celebrity chef wore in the ad offers symbolic support for Muslim extremism and terrorism.
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The coffee and baked goods chain said the ad that began appearing online May 7 was pulled over the past weekend because "the possibility of misperception detracted from its original intention to promote our iced coffee."
In the spot, Ray holds an iced coffee while standing in front of trees with pink blossoms.
Critics, including conservative commentator Michelle Malkin, complained that the scarf wrapped around her looked like a kaffiyeh, the traditional Arab headdress. Critics who fueled online complaints about the ad in blogs say such scarves have come to symbolize Muslim extremism and terrorism.
The kaffiyeh, Malkin wrote in a column posted online last Friday, "has come to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad. Popularized by Yasser Arafat and a regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos, the apparel has been mainstreamed by both ignorant (and not-so-ignorant) fashion designers, celebrities, and left-wing icons."
A statement issued Wednesday by Canton, Mass.-based Dunkin' Brands Inc., however, said the scarf had a paisley design, and was selected by a stylist for the advertising shoot.
"Absolutely no symbolism was intended," the company said.
Dunkin' spokeswoman Michelle King said the ad appeared on the chain's Web site, as well as other commercial sites.
Amahl Bishara, an anthropology lecturer at the University of Chicago who specializes in media matters relating to the Middle East, said complaints about the scarf's use in the ad demonstrate misunderstandings of Arab culture and the multiple meanings that symbols can take on depending on someone's perspective.
"I think that a right-wing blogger making an association between a kaffiyeh and terrorism is just an example of how so much of the complexity of Arab culture has been reduced to a very narrow vision of the Arab world on the part of some people in the U.S.," Bishara said in a phone interview. "Kaffiyehs are worn every day on the street by Palestinians and other people in the Middle East -- by people going to work, going to school, taking care of their families, and just trying to keep warm."
While some extremists and terrorists may wear kaffiyehs, "To reduce their meaning to support for terrorism has a tacit racist tone to it," Bishara said.
Malkin, in a posting following up on last week's column, said of Dunkin's decision to pull the ad, "It's refreshing to see an American company show sensitivity to the concerns of Americans opposed to Islamic jihad and its apologists."
Ray, host of the Food Network television program "30 Minute Meals" as well as a syndicated daytime talk show, began appearing in ads for Dunkin' Donuts in March 2007. When Dunkin' announced the partnership, it said Ray would be featured in TV, print, radio and online spots in a campaign running through 2010.
note, the emphasis is mine. Italics for the right wing nutjob and bold for the anthropologist's reply. Even the gauchos in the patagonia wear a variation of the kaffeyeh (although it's not called that and isn't made of cotton) but I doubt the campesinos have any idea where palestine is nor what their plight might be.
Sigh...
I can't wait until I reach the age when I realise that everything I did up until that point was a waste of time.
Expert On Anteaters Wasted Entire Life Studying Anteaters
Expert On Anteaters Wasted Entire Life Studying Anteaters
On a more serious note.
The Canadian version of the DMCA is being revived after dying a quick and merciful death last fall. Here's the facebook group pushing for fair copyright legislation in Canada and here's the group's website.
I'm not going to explain the whole thing because honestly I know as much about law as Dave knows about Monkey Island but here's a youtube discussion on the matter:
I'm not going to explain the whole thing because honestly I know as much about law as Dave knows about Monkey Island but here's a youtube discussion on the matter:
Monday, June 2, 2008
Sunday, June 1, 2008
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