Sunday, September 9, 2007

I Know


Look, its been the talk of the town for a while, but I still feel the need to add my two cents. Montreal lady cops are HOT!

I was at a BBQ this Saturday and the permissible noise level law was completely disrespected. Nothing to be ashamed of. Upon arrival, I discovered that it was one of those magical parties where there's free beer, Jäger, and nosh. No, really. One of the guys there works at Belle Gueule and brought a keg of pilsner. And had a sweet refrigreation system to boot. The host called Jägermeister and told them he was having a party, so they gave three bottles and tons of paraphenalia. (Word to 19ers, we need to tap that Jäger ass!) Anyways, the cops roll up the alleyway and do their thing. Luckily there was a drunk gym teacher who was like: "Hey ladies! Coming to join the party?" And then kept on cruising them regardless of the hosts protests. Don't worry too much about the host. To the gym teacher I had already shared a gem of a quote from School of Rock: "Those who can't do, teach; those who can't teach, teach gym" hahaha!

Back to lady cops.

Damn! Its not just a fetish, the lady cop population has a higher average and mean beauty rate than the general population. Why is this? My pet theory is that the cop world is quite macho, so the recruiting officers have an unwritten quota of bringing in hot ladies. I mean, c'mon. If you're gonne be stuck in a car with a lady all day for seasons at a time, you're going to end up speluncking her. Hot or not. Might as well add a hotness filter at the start of the process; to make sure the caves are sweet.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

it's a shame that their outfits make them look like they've had 4 children and eat three poutines for breakfast... there's someone at the police fashion department that isn't doing his job... hire a european!!! them european cops (ok, west european) have killer outfits that make them both look tough and fashionable.
it's also a shame that their job is to hate whatever's fun... or is tht cause everytime that they're "invited" to a party, they know that they won't be able to join?

Barbarosa said...

I don't about British cops' uniforms, too much neon.