Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Like Being Served a Nice Fresh Beer Instead of Rat Soup

Yup. I feels good. Got me Tormentor Allegoria's Black Wine and I am ROCKING OUT! This is metal the way I love it! Furious riffs, Crushing beats, driving bass and gas huffer singing all rolled into a brutal package spiced with sonic delicacies!

This is how I feel:



Yet this is what I probably look like:



But since good times are of the essence, I says: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Monday, November 24, 2008

Dildo, Is This Shit Random Enough for Ya?



or is this more up your alley?



Hmmmm?

Neogene park?

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/20/science/20mammoth.html?_r=2&em&oref=slogin

Scientists are talking for the first time about the old idea of resurrecting extinct species as if this staple of science fiction is a realistic possibility, saying that a living mammoth could perhaps be regenerated for as little as $10 million.

The same technology could be applied to any other extinct species from which one can obtain hair, horn, hooves, fur or feathers, and which went extinct within the last 60,000 years, the effective age limit for DNA.


So no pet Raptors? :(
This makes raptor Jesus very very sad

The CRTC done fucked up.

http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20081120-canadian-regulators-allow-p2p-throttling.html

Massive Canadian ISP Bell Canada scored a big win today, as the country's telecoms regulator issued a long-awaited decision in which it concluded that Bell can continue to throttle P2P traffic at will. In a turn of events that would have seemed shocking a year ago, US regulators have now stepped in to stop P2P throttling while Canadian regulators have allowed it to continue. Have the two countries boarded different flights to the future? Possibly not; even as the Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission decided the throttling could continue, it also announced an entirely new docket that will take a top-to-bottom look at traffic management and network neutrality.


More at the link above. While I understand their perspective on the issue if they're going to throttle bandwidth during peak times then they should go right on ahead and drop all download caps. Conversely, if there are bandwidth caps then P2P users are essentially self financing all upgrades to the network. In other words Bell has no excuse, the government is stupid for even listening to them in the first place and I really hope they get torn a new one when Net Neutrality goes into full review by the CRTC.

The funny thing is, you know what their congestion measurements look like?



Calisse de tabernak. If I could switch to another ISP I really would. Ok, so I shouldn't complain, right, since I'm technically downloading movies without purchasing them and I don't even download that much (maybe 1 or 2 movies a month, at most) and even then Bell seems to regularly find me in excesses of my allotted bandwidth. However Bell is rolling out a Video on Demand service over IP planned for 2009. Apparently the Canadian government has never clearly understood what happens when you juxtapose the terms "conflict" and "interest". This stinks and Bell is going to both act as traffic cop and car manufacturer.

Waltz with Bashir

This movie looks like another amazing animated movie. Who wants to go see it with me? I think it opens at the end of December.

WE SURVIVORS.

TAKE IT EASY BRO

KEEp it together man.


Makes you fart like a overweight dead camel, but its damn worth it man.

I gots me some gears man.

When it all comes down man.

Gots the war blood in me.

I'm ready man.

you no business rat soup eating insecure motherfuckers

I was having fun on a sunday night with some friends, and then, out of the sunday nights blues, I pop up with this stupid 19bernard-induced idea of doing shrooms.
Now I gots me into some weird times before, but I allll I want to say before its too late, I can supply the whole lot of you fuckers with some good shit... anyways, as I was trying to say, I was having fun with some friends at this supper right,as one of the invitees, and because of you low barn business rat soup eating insecure motherfuckers, I pop up with this idea of shrooming, just as a fucking joke, right? But this guy takes me on the serious note, and puts a fucking gram in my mouth.
Next thing you know its 3:40 in the a.m. and I's got to try to put some air in my tires, and dont ever try doing this stupid shit when you're way too high to even tell your own cat to fuck off.
Man this is serious times motherfuckers.
I got me some gears man.
What you gonna do when it all comes down eh?

I gots the war blood in me.

Its everyone for themselves man. Even though I believe in these values of honesty, and hard working, and wealth redistribution man, I know, I'm in the know, you rat soup eating fuckers, I know some of you low class fuckers are out there, and want to eat my soup, but it aint gonna happen!
I WONT LET IT HAPPEN.