Sunday, April 6, 2008
Goodnight Sweet Soilent Green Prince
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/06/movies/06heston.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin
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Charlton Heston, who appeared in some 100 films in his 60-year acting career but who is remembered chiefly for his monumental, jut-jawed portrayals of Moses, Ben-Hur and Michelangelo, died Saturday night at his home in Beverly Hills, Calif. He was 83.
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He was finally overtaken by those damn dirty apes. He is survived by his shotgun Betty and his replica of the 10 commandments.
Friday, April 4, 2008
Like Super Mario 2, except with less action, more ridiculous goals, and inspirational Bible quotes.
So I googled the title of this intriguing artefact and I found out it was #19 on the 20 worst nintendo games ever made list. Which has pushed my obsession to play it to the next level where I might buy the whole 8000$ collection just to put my hands on the game. Here's a couple of screenshots.
You'll have recognized baby Moses. The goal of this level is to save him from spiders and guys with spears. You can actually use him as a weapon to kill the heretics and other arachnides.
This of course was Noah, bringing back the animals to his arch.
So I guess its all about the old Testament. I'm a little disappointed. I would have liked to play Jesus. But still. I need it now.
You'll have recognized baby Moses. The goal of this level is to save him from spiders and guys with spears. You can actually use him as a weapon to kill the heretics and other arachnides.
This of course was Noah, bringing back the animals to his arch.
So I guess its all about the old Testament. I'm a little disappointed. I would have liked to play Jesus. But still. I need it now.
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Speaking of Inner Child Erections ( ? )
I never noticed that ( ? ) looks like a good emoticon for someone with a hairy inner bum.
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The other day, I received this electronic missive (emis)from a friend living in a foreign land. The emis included a picture.
And a text.
''Je ne sais pas si tu te rappelles de ce film vraiment bon (en tout cas, à l'époque on avait trouvé ça bon) qu'on avait loué et regardé dans votre sous-sol... "Split Second"... une espèce d'Alien méchant qui tue les gens et ce gars qui essaie de l'arrêter...
Eh ben ça fait longtemps que je cherche le DVD et je l'ai enfin trouvé... une version éditée en Allemagne. Imagine-toi que certaines éditions de ce film se vendent presque 200 EUR le DVD, hallucinant...! Là, je l'ai trouvée sur eBay à un prix raisonnable... ''
Surprisingly, the only thing that came to mind was this Onion story about Dolph Lundgren:
Dolph Lundgren Wins Long, Courageous Battle Against Fame
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30688
The mind is a very curious thing.
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The other day, I received this electronic missive (emis)from a friend living in a foreign land. The emis included a picture.
And a text.
''Je ne sais pas si tu te rappelles de ce film vraiment bon (en tout cas, à l'époque on avait trouvé ça bon) qu'on avait loué et regardé dans votre sous-sol... "Split Second"... une espèce d'Alien méchant qui tue les gens et ce gars qui essaie de l'arrêter...
Eh ben ça fait longtemps que je cherche le DVD et je l'ai enfin trouvé... une version éditée en Allemagne. Imagine-toi que certaines éditions de ce film se vendent presque 200 EUR le DVD, hallucinant...! Là, je l'ai trouvée sur eBay à un prix raisonnable... ''
Surprisingly, the only thing that came to mind was this Onion story about Dolph Lundgren:
Dolph Lundgren Wins Long, Courageous Battle Against Fame
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30688
The mind is a very curious thing.
My inner child just had an errection.
http://tinyurl.com/2w4zjk
Please ignore the title's creepy double entendre.
I would imagine it would require a lot of blowing to get these to work.
Although, I feel bad for the guy. My NES hasn't worked in years and yet I couldn't sell my cartridges on eBay. Also, I seem to have someone's copy of Lufia.
Please ignore the title's creepy double entendre.
I would imagine it would require a lot of blowing to get these to work.
Although, I feel bad for the guy. My NES hasn't worked in years and yet I couldn't sell my cartridges on eBay. Also, I seem to have someone's copy of Lufia.
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
New Sport!
Man, oh man, it's a veritable revolution in the sporting world! And I'm not talking about steroïd-free professionnal sports! That's just delusional.
This shit is just starting to get big in dumps across the globe. I predict events at Carrière Miron by summer 2009, but that's just because, like cellphones, we're behind the times. What am I talking about you say?
TRASH SURFING!
Check out that guy in the background! Amazing!
This shit is just starting to get big in dumps across the globe. I predict events at Carrière Miron by summer 2009, but that's just because, like cellphones, we're behind the times. What am I talking about you say?
TRASH SURFING!
Check out that guy in the background! Amazing!
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