Friday, February 8, 2013

Well Deserved

9 comments:

Barbarosa said...

I hate it when they make animals do stupid shit. I boycott crap like that local horse thing, Chevalia or whatever. I feel the same way for zoos. Although I am more ambivalent about open air zoos like Parc Safari (what happens in the winter-time?)

Dementor said...

The zoos are open in winter. They let the african animals out in the cold, to the hilarity of the visitors. Gotta admit its quite funny to see a lion freezing in the snow. Fucking proud fucker aint so proud anymore.

Gotta ask though: how do you get mowed like this by two lions and not only survive, but also not lose a limb or, apparently, not even bleed?

Dementor said...

and Cavalia is awesome, you dont know what you're talking about if you didnt see a show.

Dementor said...

I mean, why should horses be allowed to fuck around all day doin nothing but graze and lay in the hay? Lazy fuckers should be forced to work too, like I am. Fuck, I'm an animal too!? Why doesnt anyone care about my plight!?

Dementor said...

and no, I didnt see Cavalia. But I'm not the one boycotting it! Arrrhh... I'm having a hard time with this new non-alcoholic lifestyle.

Barbarosa said...

How many non-alcoholic lifestyles do you go through in a year?

Dementor said...

Oh shit, I watched it again. The guys bleeding to death, you just dont see it until the end, his shirts covered in blood. And the kids are crying! And at one point theres a parent singing to divert attention from the horror! Splendid. One of the Internet's best.

Dementor said...

This one's serious. For real. Hospital like.

Dementor said...

I mean my lifestyle.