I hate it when they make animals do stupid shit. I boycott crap like that local horse thing, Chevalia or whatever. I feel the same way for zoos. Although I am more ambivalent about open air zoos like Parc Safari (what happens in the winter-time?)
The zoos are open in winter. They let the african animals out in the cold, to the hilarity of the visitors. Gotta admit its quite funny to see a lion freezing in the snow. Fucking proud fucker aint so proud anymore.
Gotta ask though: how do you get mowed like this by two lions and not only survive, but also not lose a limb or, apparently, not even bleed?
I mean, why should horses be allowed to fuck around all day doin nothing but graze and lay in the hay? Lazy fuckers should be forced to work too, like I am. Fuck, I'm an animal too!? Why doesnt anyone care about my plight!?
Oh shit, I watched it again. The guys bleeding to death, you just dont see it until the end, his shirts covered in blood. And the kids are crying! And at one point theres a parent singing to divert attention from the horror! Splendid. One of the Internet's best.
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I hate it when they make animals do stupid shit. I boycott crap like that local horse thing, Chevalia or whatever. I feel the same way for zoos. Although I am more ambivalent about open air zoos like Parc Safari (what happens in the winter-time?)
The zoos are open in winter. They let the african animals out in the cold, to the hilarity of the visitors. Gotta admit its quite funny to see a lion freezing in the snow. Fucking proud fucker aint so proud anymore.
Gotta ask though: how do you get mowed like this by two lions and not only survive, but also not lose a limb or, apparently, not even bleed?
and Cavalia is awesome, you dont know what you're talking about if you didnt see a show.
I mean, why should horses be allowed to fuck around all day doin nothing but graze and lay in the hay? Lazy fuckers should be forced to work too, like I am. Fuck, I'm an animal too!? Why doesnt anyone care about my plight!?
and no, I didnt see Cavalia. But I'm not the one boycotting it! Arrrhh... I'm having a hard time with this new non-alcoholic lifestyle.
How many non-alcoholic lifestyles do you go through in a year?
Oh shit, I watched it again. The guys bleeding to death, you just dont see it until the end, his shirts covered in blood. And the kids are crying! And at one point theres a parent singing to divert attention from the horror! Splendid. One of the Internet's best.
This one's serious. For real. Hospital like.
I mean my lifestyle.
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