You might have noticed that there are a lot more electric scooters on the roads these days. You may also have noticed that some of these people believe they have the right to use bike paths (I don't know where they got that idea). Apparently, these electric scooter fatties have taken it upon themselves to create a new subculture! Yes, that's right, if you own an electric scooter, have fat friends with scooters, and know how to rig up LEDs, then your on your way!! I present to you the "LED Bikepath Electric Fatty Gang"
My only wish is that I had a better photo. These guys were glowing!! Keep your eyes open for these silent marauders. They're gone in a flash!
Oh.. and when I asked the beautiful lady on the left what her name was, she just looked at me and said this.
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Broken link.
Wtf she said?
"I saw the opening maw of hell
With endless pains and sorrows there
Elich none but they that feel can tell
Oh I was plunging to despair"
- Ahab
Fuck I hate those assholes. Parasites.
They've got quasi-decorative pedals just to avoid taxes.
To be fair, it was actually Melville. Ahab just lifted their lyrics straight from the book.
My shit aint right.
I said: MY SHIT AINT RIGHT.
shhhhhh... nobody cares on the interwebs.
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