I feel extremely sorry for you because the fact that you post these videos, obviously means that you fell into an Arnold-directed YouTube vortex. I can only imagine how much time you wasted following video after video of muscle pumping and yelling. My suggestion is that you sacrifice a goat and punch out a camel to purge yourself of these mindless images.
I know, I fell in the Schwarzvortex at 11 p.m yesterday and only came out this morning at 3. I had 4 hours of bad sleep filled with arnold quotes and screams.
I also watched the whole Pumping Iron movie for the first time and it left me deeply disturbed, not so much because of Arnold's inappropriateness but because I had no idea Lou Ferigno was such a sweet little lamb.
I'm in too! I've never seen it one sitting but I've seen chunks of it here and there, enough to have actually seen the whole thing. In many languages no less.
I'm leaving this here cause its not worth much more than an 8th of a comment on a perempted post : Bonerpants and Barbie came at my place last saturday and we watched Conan. It was pretty sweet. Than the next day, as I woke up to the radio, they were speaking of a book that just came out on the life of Mr. Schwartzanegger. Fine, I says to myself, this is a nice coincidence. Then, the next day, as I'm making my way to Ville St-Laurent for the worst interview of my life, I pass by the offices of a company called... you guessed it : Conan. So to me theres no doubt, I'm still caught in the SchwartzVortex. At this point I wouldnt be surprised to see him knocking at my door.
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Dear Cardinal Joe,
I feel extremely sorry for you because the fact that you post these videos, obviously means that you fell into an Arnold-directed YouTube vortex. I can only imagine how much time you wasted following video after video of muscle pumping and yelling. My suggestion is that you sacrifice a goat and punch out a camel to purge yourself of these mindless images.
By Crom... you have gone too far.
I know, I fell in the Schwarzvortex at 11 p.m yesterday and only came out this morning at 3. I had 4 hours of bad sleep filled with arnold quotes and screams.
I also watched the whole Pumping Iron movie for the first time and it left me deeply disturbed, not so much because of Arnold's inappropriateness but because I had no idea Lou Ferigno was such a sweet little lamb.
... and I also absolutely need to see Conan. I've never watched the damn film
Holy shit. I own it on DVD. Spastic also wants to see it. I've been listening to the soundtrack non-stop. We're having a Conan night!
I'm in too!
I've never seen it one sitting but I've seen chunks of it here and there, enough to have actually seen the whole thing. In many languages no less.
A storm's a brewing
I'm leaving this here cause its not worth much more than an 8th of a comment on a perempted post : Bonerpants and Barbie came at my place last saturday and we watched Conan. It was pretty sweet. Than the next day, as I woke up to the radio, they were speaking of a book that just came out on the life of Mr. Schwartzanegger. Fine, I says to myself, this is a nice coincidence. Then, the next day, as I'm making my way to Ville St-Laurent for the worst interview of my life, I pass by the offices of a company called... you guessed it : Conan.
So to me theres no doubt, I'm still caught in the SchwartzVortex. At this point I wouldnt be surprised to see him knocking at my door.
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