We look like a bunch of retarded retardees. Scroll down and read the comments on most posts and you'll notice that about 98% (and keep in mind that 73.5% of all statistics are made up) of the comments are related to people having trouble joining the blog. Moreover, 99.97% (again, statistics on statistics) of the blog-members have had trouble becoming authors.
Does anyone here feel like we're absolutely new to this internet thing? You know these really akward families that travel together and that are way too happy to be "best friends", like the stereotypical christian families? They go on vacation in their station-wagon and go camping, and biking, and hiking, and canoeing, and they pray and it's fun. And then they decide to try something totally wild, like, I don't know, mini golf. And they simply have no clue how it works and they just keep scoring over 10 hits each on each hole (it doesn't matter cause they write down 6 for each hole, as it says in the rules, written on the back of the score booklet) but they're having fun! And there are like 12 groups wainting behind them, lokking at them and feeling sorry for them, and from time to time, the father turns to them and asks one of the groups: "would you like to get ahead of us? We're new to this game!"
We're the christian family.
1 comment:
This picture reminded me how much I hate humans.
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