UFOs

Hey, le mangeux d'marde

Good job on looking for the link in the source. You truely are an html autist. So I guess the blog is ok again. Though I do miss Barbarosa getting pickle face raped.

Impeach Hungus! Free the blog!

What the hell is this?

First the 'new looks', which seem like nothing more than just another attempt at contributing to the uniformization of the internets, showcasing a total lack of imagination while stripping our beloved blog of any trace of identity by rendering the blog sexperience equal to a facebook jerkoff. Where are the wondrous 19 bernard tapestries, the figures of our majestic impersonalizations from the long gone days of the 19 bernardants splendor? Where are the waraxe yielding serial killers? Where are the minstrels?

And second, where in the cybershits is the 'New Post' link?

I had to go find it in the fucking source code, making the very act of posting uncomfortably similar to my day to day work, the very thing I'm trying to escape when I come here!

Our blog was penetruded by Hungus and he failed FAILED FAILED as a blog admin.

This failure is unacceptable!

I say we vote to strip him of his admin privileges!

Shitty Action Movies

This is an excellent analysis on why so many action movies have gone to shit. Well worth the watch.

 Bonerpants, there's a special section just for you at 10:09

Also, John Wick is supposed to be an amazing action move. We should check it out at my place on the projector when it comes out on Blu-Ray

 

The Most Dangerous Game

Look what I found: Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015!

I am simply going to post the most innocuous pic here.

You can find much more suggestive pics here.

You can download the actual game here (not tested by me)

Brain emulation

• SCANNING
  • Preprocessing/fixation
  • Physical handling
  • Imaging
  Preparing brains appropriately, retaining relevant microstructure and state. Methods of manipulating fixed brains and tissue pieces before, during, and after scanning. Capability to scan entire brain volumes in reasonable time and expense. Scanning at enough resolution to enable reconstruction.Scanning is able to detect the functionally relevant properties of tissue.
• TRANSLATION
  • Image processing
  • Scan interpretation
  • Software model of neural system
  Handling distortions due to scanning imperfection. Handling missing data; Improving scan quality. Detecting structure and processing it into a consistent 3D model of the tissue. Identifying cell types. Identifying synapses and their connectivity. Estimating functionally relevant parameters of cells, synapses, and other entities- Storing the resulting inventory in an efficient way.
• SIMULATION
  • Storage of original model and current state
  • Efficient inter‐processor communication
  • Processor power to run simulation
  • Simulation of body enabling interaction with virtual environment or through robot
  • Virtual environment for virtual body

How to win my money

STRAFE

Princesse Mange-Marde Economy 101

I dont understand this.

I admit, like most people I haven't put in the sufficient effort and time to adequately study the matter but still, I just can't get my head around the most basic explanation of the general idea.

Since 2008, the FED's been shitting money at a rate faster than the growth of the shit morasses trailing all the herds of all the hippos struck with pachyderm diarrhea in the universe, including alien hippos whose turds are made up of dark matter and thus are orbiting their own little shit planetoid until the total accretion of dark matter alien hippo shit exceeds a certain threshold after which the hippo is sucked in his pile of dark matter.(thats ok though because: just like its ok that plants were meant to be transformed into animal shit, alien hippos are meant to disappear in their own shit).

Anyhow, we're talking rates shooting from 30 billion dollars to 85 billions per month, spread over the last 6 years.

85 billion dollars a month. Around 2.8 billions per day.

It all came to an end last october with a total of 4.5 trillions dollars worth of accumulated assets.

Thats 4500000000000.00$ in mortgage securities, government bonds and other insanely boring things on which the whole stability of our financial system rests.

(by the way if at this point you TL;DR, you're an hydrocephalic maggot, now go out there and post something on your facebooks)

From what I understand, the federal reserve, an organism created out of a psychotic event in the early 20th century and whose nature is as cryptic as a skizo's diary, is printing all this money and using it to buy government bonds which translates into government debt (soon to cause a float overflow on this site), and other financial stuff which translates into banksters profits.

Thats all good. What I dont understand is, with all those craaaaazy amounts of money thrown in the system, how come the dollar has not been dramatically devaluated. And also, all that money printed must use up insane amounts of trees (for the dollar paper) and insane amounts of octopus (dollar ink), so isn't there a risk that the primary resources for that quantitive easing become rarer and therefore finally give an intrinsic value to money?