Too Far?

Brutal

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So there will be no Mont-Tremblant this week-end. In fact, I might not even be able to spend this fine rocktovember week-end with my bum chums. I realised this week that I already have a birthday and hanging of the creamer to go to. I'll try to do both, but this means it can't happen at my place.

Do we even have the game? Is Spazzio's an option? If it is, someone better call him damn soon so he doesn't overdo it on his own tonight.

Dear Reverso

While you wait to protect yourself from quadripedal robots here is something for you to do:

Article

Unreal Development Kit brings Unreal Engine development to the masses
by Christopher Grant { Nov 5th 2009 at 11:10AM }

No, Whizzle and The Ball aren't Cincinatti's crazy drive-time zoo crew, rocking WKRP with six hours of fart jokes, crank calls, and toilet-flushing sound effects – instead, they're two new indie games built entirely using the hey-isn't-that-expensive Unreal Engine 3. Or, if you want to get specific, built using the just-announced (though expected) Unreal Development Kit, or UDK for the acronymical out there. Sure, Unreal Engine 3 is super enough to bring you games like Gears of War 2 and Batman: Arkham Asylum, but as long as you're using it for non-commercial or educational purposes, UDK is available totally free of charge.

You can download the Unreal Development Kit for yourself from Big Download, and while you're over there read their blowout coverage, including interviews with Epic Games, Whizzle's Psyonix Studios, and The Ball's Toltec Studios. We've got images and descriptions of both games, along with a video from Psyonix, after the break.

So why don't you make a game about zombie nazis fighting autonomous all terrain robots while listening to slayer and watching women explosively eject their menses? If that's the sort of thing you're into of course.

They're gonna come steal our water with this

This is the scariest shit I've seen in a while (since I saw Barbie on a shroom hangover actually)

When they run out of water, and that would be approximately within 10 years from now, the US is gonna come at us with those... (picture them with side mounted rocket propeller guns, and a head with lazer eyes... WITH LAZER EYES)

I think my job is getting to me.

I haven't seen you guys in a while and I've been working 40 hours a week at a job I don't like, staring at a computer screen, looking for incorrectly placed apostrophes through hundreds upon hundred of lines of data. It's starting to affect my appearance.



To them, I am a code warrior, sifting though their inadequacies and streamlining a system that is utterly doomed to be wiped out due to inefficiency. I get paid shit and I don't get to see my girlfriend as much as I'd like because my true career passion of painting is worked on during evenings and then all through the night. I am a zombie and unhappy.

Time for a change.

Pressure Lobbying For this Weekend

It's almost been 3 weeks already.
We cant put it off any longer.
This weekend. Preferably saturdah (since its my girlfriend's birthday on friday).
I offer my house, but Bonerpant's or Candy's would be, euphemistically speaking, more convenient.
If none of you answer, I shall proceed on my own anyways.
Else if you didn't understand what this message is about, try sucking on the following putrescent clitoral fermentation...

Nameology

I'm undecided. Should my new name be Tazmin Pergoglu or Constantin Girofle ?

Tazmin Pergoglu is a loveable Moldavian. Slightly lost but with a knack for having fun.

Constantin Girofle is a boringly-dressed dandy. But he's always got the best drugs.

What the fuck am I making up?