Wednesday, September 10, 2008

I I'm Losing my Mind Think

I cannot,

for the life of me, manage to



translate ''glow in the dark'' to French



I'm embarrassed. Please help. Bioluminescence doesn't cut it for me.

FREE BEER!!!!



Here's an interesting concept: FREE BEER.

now, here's an even more interesting concept: FREE BEER, EVERY WEEK!

Well, it's happening at Green Room every thursday night when they give away a whole keg. You walk in, you ask for your free beer, you get it (it's still nice to tip, c'mon), you drink it, you go back to the bar, ask for another one, etc. until the keg runs out...

EVERY FUCKING THURSDAY NIGHT!!!! and the music is provided to you by none other than Jon Cummings (Punkosaurus Rex from the Mirror and lead singer of Bionic, the loudest band in montreal) who's a walking encyclopedia of rock!!!

Support Green Room, you'll be sorry when it's gone...




PS: what's with the medical grossness?

this girl i know got gonorrhea of the eye

rather: How did Descartes die?

a) was run over by a train.

b) was eviscerated by time travelling extra-terrestrials.

c) was killed by the Scandinavian winter.

d) brain tumor from thinking too much

Where did they go?!?



Remember when this blog wasn't some geeky boys club!? Remember when women used to visit!?! Where did they go? This blog is starting to smell too much like ball-sweat and not enough like the inside of my mama's purse.

WHHHAAAA???

"Today’s success puts a tick next to the first of those steps, and over the next few weeks, as the LHC’s operators gain experience and confidence with the new machine, the machine’s acceleration systems will be brought into play, and the beams will be brought into collision to allow the research programme to begin."

What a fucking joke! They didnt even have no fucking collision! They just had one beam running!
We still have to wait for total invagination! And they're not even saying how long!

Thats it. I never want to hear about this bullshit ever again.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

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Don Lafontaine R.I.P.



Phew, I'm glad I bailed out of all my Hollywood stocks.