Tuesday, March 17, 2015

I got to thinking the other day...


If this winter never left us... like never... would I stay here, or would I go try to find some place warmer? I have a suspicion I would stay, but I think I'd turn into a mean son of a bitch - like crush people's skulls with big blocks of ice so I could steal their socks. Thoughts?

3 comments:

Barbarosa said...

I would be happy. Winter is a fun season, when its cold. What I hate is when it's +5 one day and -15 the next.

That's why I liked this winter: It was consistently cold, therefore preserving the snow.

Dementor said...

If winter never left I would start hunting people for their skin. I would wear their skin, and sell them and embroider them with beautiful bone ornaments. I would use a femur for a sword and pelvis for a shield, and wear a skull helmet and skull armour. My renown would traverse the continent and people would fear me so much they would love me and willingly offer their children to me, and I would feast on them and choose amongst them the best most voluptuous skin for me to use as underwear. It would be beautiful.

Napoleon Bonerpants said...

None of this surprises me