Bad-Ass Substitute Teacher

The Enigma Undone

Why we are who we are

What I like about UFC...

... is the post fight interview!!!



You dont even need to have seen the fight to know it was BRÜTAL!

Fight or Flight (or Freeze)

I could not do this.

The Browser

WebGl.

Is.

The.

Immediate.

Future.


GoogleEarth in your browser.


Quake 3 in your browser.


The possibilities are endless.

I'm drooling.

Blame the Black Man

You know, Molesto might be right. When something goes wrong, organizations just find the highest-ranked black man and blame him.

Here's the latest example:

UBS 'rogue' trader Kweku Adoboli found guilty of fraud

I'm sure he's guilty, but I find it hard to believe he was a rogue trader, that he was the only one behaving that way in a nest of psychopaths.

I love caulking

Because I get to discover special instructional videos like this one:

Can I get a What the Fuck?!?

When did video games start looking THIS realistic?

Proverbe mongo

Celui qui a la diarrhée n'a pas peur de l'obscurité.

Ahem...

So if it's laid you want to get, you should ask the computer how to dance. Its answer will be this.

Learn to Dance

Dance like this and you'll be neck-deep in pussy. For real.

Parenting with internet will be harder than I thought

Fun fact!

If you type 'coughing' into Google image search, it looks like a bunch of people are giving blowjobs to an invisible man.

Vomit is funny

On that note...

This is how that previous video could have gone...

I Need to Balance Out the Blog

Ok, the blog is back on even keel. Ouf, that previous post was brutal.

Guy got elected (says hes a scientist)

                    Dude sits on the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology. Thats right, same committee whose other member suggested that its "really rare" for rape to result in pregnancy. Lets not forget that here in the Canada, our own minister of science and technology is a creationist. This is the era of full blown mental retardation.

'tis True

Same old shit

I dare you to try and peel your eyes away from this:



Oh, and comments please.

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