Well...

You know who has a nice library? Yale.



Check this bad boy out.



Not impressed? Sure, but that's because you haven't read this yet: "windowless rectangular building with walls made of a translucent Danby marble, which transmit subdued lighting and provide protection from direct light."

Translucent fucking marble, boy!



By the way, it's the Beinecke Rare Book and Manuscript Library. One day, I'm sure I'll stumble upon Napoleon there.