Thursday, October 29, 2009
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
If I was a soldier (Procrasto Broadcast #7)
If I was a soldier deployed in Afghanistan, and I read this, I'd freak out!
And by freak out, I mean taking my beloved rifle, waxing it clean, loading it up full metal jacket, and coming out of my tent wearing nothing but bullet chains, walking backwards facing my US army camp, towards the Taliban's stronghold, and unloading on the camp while tossing grenades on the taliban behind, all awhile shouting the lyrics from "the answer is blowing in the wind".
Apparently, most marines have better nerves than I do.
This excellent documentary shows how and why the US is failing on every fronts in Afghanistan... using marines as diplomats? thats how they're gonna solve all this?
And by freak out, I mean taking my beloved rifle, waxing it clean, loading it up full metal jacket, and coming out of my tent wearing nothing but bullet chains, walking backwards facing my US army camp, towards the Taliban's stronghold, and unloading on the camp while tossing grenades on the taliban behind, all awhile shouting the lyrics from "the answer is blowing in the wind".
Apparently, most marines have better nerves than I do.
This excellent documentary shows how and why the US is failing on every fronts in Afghanistan... using marines as diplomats? thats how they're gonna solve all this?
Monday, October 26, 2009
Colonel Herzog Shall Soon Be Free!
Rejoice with me! As my life revolves around his, I will soon have released myself from the shackles of study sessions. Let us celebrate by participating in the activity promoted by the following video:
Yes, it is a bicycle race.
Saturday. 16h. 1297 Chemin de la forêt. Entrée du cimetière.
Yes, it is a bicycle race.
Saturday. 16h. 1297 Chemin de la forêt. Entrée du cimetière.
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Procrasto Broadcast, #6
I would like to take the time to let you know that when I get diagnosed with cancer, I'll steal a car (preferably a 1970 challenger), fill the tank with nitroglycerin, and pop this song on repeat and drive towards the horizon...
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Procrasto Broadcast Series, episode 5 : Geek Castration
MOC and Herzog teamed up on a special double team and used their derived special attack to bring you a night of epic legendary brütality on November 6th...
(holy shit, I just remembered my girlfriend's birthday's on the 7th....)
but then an evil monster succubus appeared and blocked their route!
Will the Special double Force geek squadron make its way to their intended goal?
Thats what we'll see during our next Procrasto Broadcast Episode: Quest for the Ultimate Geek Night.
Until then, try to reserve your November 6th.
(holy shit, I just remembered my girlfriend's birthday's on the 7th....)
but then an evil monster succubus appeared and blocked their route!
Will the Special double Force geek squadron make its way to their intended goal?
Thats what we'll see during our next Procrasto Broadcast Episode: Quest for the Ultimate Geek Night.
Until then, try to reserve your November 6th.
Concerning CO2
So I watched one of the videos on the site that the Colonel suggested (CO2 is green) where an "expert" claims that more CO2 is good for the environment because it causes more plant growth, bla bla bla, ridiculous, no mention of drought or flooding, or displacement of people, etc. ....then something flashed at the side of the screen...
I backtracked in the video because I wondered what was written in that short illegible flash and it turns out it was his credentials. One would think that they would keep his credentials on the screen longer to enhance his reputation thus giving more merit to his arguments, right?
Well, maybe not. You see, it would probably have been damaging since it said that he was a "Retired Energy Industry Executive".
I'm glad Obama's attacking FOX. I'm sick and tired of these bozos masquerading as journalists. Fox isn't news. Their arguments make about as much sense as a drunk guy in a bar trying to start a fight with a stranger because he doesn't like the look of his face.
"Hey you!... with the face!!! Ya you!! What are you lookin' at faggot!!"
-FOX News
PS: Why has no one posted this yet
I backtracked in the video because I wondered what was written in that short illegible flash and it turns out it was his credentials. One would think that they would keep his credentials on the screen longer to enhance his reputation thus giving more merit to his arguments, right?
Well, maybe not. You see, it would probably have been damaging since it said that he was a "Retired Energy Industry Executive".
I'm glad Obama's attacking FOX. I'm sick and tired of these bozos masquerading as journalists. Fox isn't news. Their arguments make about as much sense as a drunk guy in a bar trying to start a fight with a stranger because he doesn't like the look of his face.
"Hey you!... with the face!!! Ya you!! What are you lookin' at faggot!!"
-FOX News
PS: Why has no one posted this yet
Friday, October 23, 2009
Midterms Studies => Procrastinatomania => Posting Frenzy
In this fourth inning of our Science Series,
we shall observe the phenomenon characterized by the production of liquid by
the glands found in the epiderm layer of the human skin, namely, sudation.
Sweatology is a fairly recent science and the observations reported here have never been published before by any member of the Science Community, therefore they should be deemed important.
We shall begin this paper with the following questions:
1- What are the underlying causes of sudation?
2- Is sweating only a physical mechanism or can it be controlled by the Mental Powers?
Let's try to answer these questions through the study of a case scenario.
We shall examine the case of a fictitious humanoid, which we will call, for the sake of practicality, Burt Lancaster.
Here is Burt Lancaster's trajectory from his daily bicycle ride:
Now everytime Burt Lancaster travels on this path, he starts sweating at the same exact point, about 3 km into the bicycle ride, right at the beginning of Querbes, right there:
Now, here the attentive reader will probably remark : "Of course he's sweating when he gets to Querbes, he's racist."
To this I will answer: "yes, indeed he is, but let's keep our science eye open."
Even if Burt Lancaster is a well known racist, our scientific mind pushes us in another direction from the ethnological considerations. Even if Burt Lancaster is racist, could he not try to retain from sweating at the sight of Querbes? Could he not ask his pores to wait a bit further before releasing the salty liquid? How he do dat?
How'd he dodat? dont he have sweat like dat! What says he make do like dat?
dat dont do! Dat he dont control sweat like dat. He git funky balls sweat comin out of he ass, shhiiit! Da fuck up wit dat? uh?
we shall observe the phenomenon characterized by the production of liquid by
the glands found in the epiderm layer of the human skin, namely, sudation.
Sweatology is a fairly recent science and the observations reported here have never been published before by any member of the Science Community, therefore they should be deemed important.
We shall begin this paper with the following questions:
1- What are the underlying causes of sudation?
2- Is sweating only a physical mechanism or can it be controlled by the Mental Powers?
Let's try to answer these questions through the study of a case scenario.
We shall examine the case of a fictitious humanoid, which we will call, for the sake of practicality, Burt Lancaster.
Here is Burt Lancaster's trajectory from his daily bicycle ride:
Now everytime Burt Lancaster travels on this path, he starts sweating at the same exact point, about 3 km into the bicycle ride, right at the beginning of Querbes, right there:
Now, here the attentive reader will probably remark : "Of course he's sweating when he gets to Querbes, he's racist."
To this I will answer: "yes, indeed he is, but let's keep our science eye open."
Even if Burt Lancaster is a well known racist, our scientific mind pushes us in another direction from the ethnological considerations. Even if Burt Lancaster is racist, could he not try to retain from sweating at the sight of Querbes? Could he not ask his pores to wait a bit further before releasing the salty liquid? How he do dat?
How'd he dodat? dont he have sweat like dat! What says he make do like dat?
dat dont do! Dat he dont control sweat like dat. He git funky balls sweat comin out of he ass, shhiiit! Da fuck up wit dat? uh?
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